Well, okay. You asked for it, remember that.
So you wanna know somethin' about ol' Sam. I ain't tellin' you much.
I don't know you from Adam, y'know.
But I guess you wanna know how I come to run a place like this. All I
can say is--I dunno. This sort of stuff has been a part of me ever since
I was a kid, some of my earliest sexual fantasies involved running a
sword into a woman's belly.
That's my thing, all right--blades. Knives, swords, arrows. A hanging is
okay with me, but not nearly as good--beating some broad to death, as far
as I'm concerned, is a waste of resources. Guns might be okay if used up
close, but I'm a firearms expert and I look at them as tools, not toys.
You wanta see some of my favorite toys, go to my office upstairs.