[inside the bar]
Out of all the joints on all the websites in all of cyberspace, you pick this one to wander into. Ah, well. Come over here to the bar, sit down. You want something to drink? There's Maker's Mark, Aztec Gold Tequila, Dos Equis... there's some Irish whiskey here someplace, too...

...Whatever you say. Over there to your left, that's the stage, sometimes we have some shows here... even if there isn't a show going on, somebody can tell you about some they've seen. At the end of the bar are the stairs. You can go up, or you can go down. Behind you there's a pool hall, that door right past the table where the three dames are sitting. Go shoot a game if that's what'll do it for you. Or if you'd rather, you can sit here and sip your drink and talk to ol' Sam for a while...