Well, okay. You asked for it, remember that.

So you wanna know somethin' about ol' Sam. I ain't tellin' you much. I don't know you from Adam, y'know.

But I guess you wanna know how I come to run a place like this. All I can say is--I dunno. This sort of stuff has been a part of me ever since I was a kid, some of my earliest sexual fantasies involved running a sword into a woman's belly.

That's my thing, all right--blades. Knives, swords, arrows. A hanging is okay with me, but not nearly as good--beating some broad to death, as far as I'm concerned, is a waste of resources. Guns might be okay if used up close, but I'm a firearms expert and I look at them as tools, not toys. You wanta see some of my favorite toys, go to my office upstairs.