Yeah, that's actually a picture of the Redhead. Whattsamatta, you were expecting something else? You wanna see it better, click on it.

Yeah, yeah, there used to be a different picture here, a sort of a fiery picture. That was here because it's just the way I see her sometimes. Pretty damn fiery. Hot. Let me tell you, pal, this one is as hot as they come...

The Redhead's been a regular here for a buncha years now. Never met anyone like this one; I'd be surprised if I ever met another like her. With fantasies like mine, I'm always lookin' for a reason why a dame might wanta get herself snuffed. This one taught me that that ain't always necessary, that there are babes out there who're mirror-images of guys like me, who find the notion of getting snuffed a turn-on.

And yeah, she's one of them.

I'd be careful around her if I were you. Like Josie in the Steely Dan song, she prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire. And she's one of the smartest people I ever met, you can't put a thing over on her...