"Binders Full of Women"

"Binders Full of Women"
(With apologies to Edwin Gorey)
by tina

It is child's play. The three dart boards sit side by side on the beige wall to the left of my desk. The first dart picks the letter. The twenty-six letters are randomly spaced. Of course the letter "X" is omitted. "R" for Rachel appears more than "U" for Ursela. I have included one "Q" on the off chance that I should meet a victim with a name starting with that letter. Some poor British wench might be named "Queen" for all I know and just because.
The second board is similarly lettered. "A" is easy as it stands mainly for asphyxiation and provides wide lattitude. Rachel might be strangled with a cord or Bunny might be suffocated with a bag. "S" is for strangle or suffocate (see Rachel and Bunny above). I abhor "G". Guns or gutted always results in a bloody awful mess. I'm not a tidy person but I do like to clean up after myself.
The last dart board has numbers. So if I throw "D", "A", and "10" then the lady whose bio appears tenth in he binder with a name starting with "D" will be assissinated via asphyxiation.
I add and subtract to my binders full of women on a regular basis. Women reading this may want to check the popularity of their name. Of course my aim with the darts is probably of more import.
Abagail is found strangled with a scarf in her sitting room. She is (or was) second in the binder full of "A" names.