Posted by Stephanie on August 04, 2008 at 09:06:23:
Nicky Hilton paced the floor nervously in her penthouse suite. The
brunette bombshell looked at her watch then at the door. She nervously
poured herself a drink and gulped it down, then looked at her watch
again.
"Come on Paris, don't make me wait all night." whined Nicky.
"She's not coming Nicky." said a female voice beside Nicky.
Nicky looked around her, but saw no one. Nicky walked over to the desk and picked up a letter opener.
"Come out and show yourself." said Nicky as she held the letter opener defensively.
She
felt a hand on her wrist and something hit Nicky in the elbow causing
her arm to bend. The hand on her wrist guided the sharp point right
into Nicky's own belly.
"Oh no! Oh please no!" Nicky gasped as she felt the blade begin to move upward.
Nicky's
blue eyes widened and her mouth fell open wide as the letter opener was
used to open her gut. Nicky's eyes rolled back in her head as her
insided fell with a dull splat at her feet. She gurgled and fell over
her own entrails.
One story down Kaley Cuoco was just coming out
of her apartment door when the elevator door opened. Kaley looked at
the empty elevator and a puzzled look came over her pretty face.
"That's weird, the car stopped when no one was on it." said Kaley.
Pfft.
Kaley stiffened and her green eyes got wide in terror. She looked down
and her shallow navel had suddenly gotten much deeper. She stumbled
back gasping as blood trailed down her belly. Pfft. Pfft.
"Aaaahhh!" screamed Kaley as she slammed back into the wall when two bullets punched through her gut.
She looked at the empty elevator car plaintively.
"F-Finish me off...don't make me die...gutshot!" gasped Kaley.
Pfft. Kaley grimaced as another bullet pierced her belly.
"Owwh! Dammit stop that. It hurts." whined Kaley.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Aw shit!" gasped Kaley as bullet burned into her big tits.
Her
eyes bulged and her mouth opened wide as she tried to gasp for air, but
none would come. Blood trickled from the corner of her mouth as she
slid to a seated position. Her eyes went blank as her whole body went
limp. Hayden Pantierre came out of her apartment down the hall and saw
Kaley lying motionless.
"Kaley, what's wrong?" asked Hayden as she ran down the hall.
The
tiny blonde looked confused as the bottom of her t-shirt was lifted off
her pale belly. She felt something cold and round pressed against her
belly just above her navel, and too late realized it was a gun barrel.
Booom. Hayden's eyes closed tightly as she was folded over and knocked
back in the air three feet by a point blank shotgun blast to her
middle. She landed flat on her back almost in front of her door. Hayden
managed a couple of gasps before she died from shock.
"Oh my God!" screamed Jen Johnson from down the hall.
Shump. Jen jerked to her full height an a crossbow bolt hit the middle of her belly. Shump.
"Eeep!" gasped Jen as an arrow hit her belly button.
She
stumbled back and leaned on the wall gasping for air. Shump. Shump. Jen
hunched her shoulders as bolts pierced her big boobs. Jen's eyes closed
as she slowly slumped to the floor. A door slammed shut down the hall.
A moment later the door exploded inward to find Salma Hayek standing in
her apartment in her bathrobe gasping in fear. From above the mantle
two dueling swords seemed to float down.
"For you I am going to
allow a most uncommon honor. For the woman whose very name has become
synonymous with the word sexy, you deserve the right to defend
yourself. You won't see me, but you can see my sword." said the Ghost.
One
of the sword was thrown over to Salma and she caught it by the hilt.
Salma took a defensive stance and parried a couple of blows, but jerked
back as a swing toward her middle cut the belt of her bathrobe, letting
it fall open to show that she wore nothing underneath. Salma thrust her
sword toward her unseen assailant, but it was easily knocked away.
Salma kicked forward and smiled when she felt her toes collide with
soft flesh, and she sword dropped a little Salma thrust toward the
invisible assassin. The other sword came up, parried it, turned
lightly, then stuck the tip in Salma's deep navel.
"Ooop!" gasped Salma.
Salma's brown eyes widened in fear when she felt a little pressure on the sword.
"Don't...please don't!" gasped Salma.
Salma
let out what could only be called a snort as the blade slid all the way
to the hilt in her belly. The sword as pulled free and the Mexican
beauty fell to her knees. Salma's fallen sword seemed to float up with
the other sword. The sword tip was used to push her bathrobe open off
her big tits.
"Oh shit!" gasped Salma as the swords were placed against her nipples.
Salma
closed her eyes tightly and her mouth fell open in an O shape as the
sword slid in through her boobs, then into her lungs. The sword were
pulled back out and Salma cupped her hands on her breasts as she looked
down. Blood dribbled over her lower lip as she looked up at for her
invisible attacker. The swords lay on the floor and Salma had no
indication where the Ghost was. Salma rolled over to her side, then on
her back and lay still. Her bright brown eyes stared blankly up at the
ceiling. Invisible hands lay her bathrobe open displaying the gorgeous
body that had won her so many roles.
One story down Janelle
Pierzina sat alone in her apartment. The blonde bombshell stiffened
when she watched the front door open.
"Oh no! Oh dear God please no!" screamed Janelle when she saw the empty doorway, then the door close on its own.
Shump.
Shump. Janelle gulped and jumped to her feet as she wrapped her hands
around crossbow bolts in her gut. Janelle stumbled forward gasping for
air. Shump. Shump.
"Uuuhhllhh!" grunted Janelle as arrows hit her big tits.
Blood ran from the corner of her mouth as the blonde fell to her side. The door burst open and Annaliese Van Der Pol came in.
"Janelle!" gasped Annaliese when she saw her neighbor's corpse.
The
sexy red head gasped when she felt a hand slowly move across her belly.
Her gasp turned to a sharp cry as the hand shoved her back against the
wall so hard that it forced the air out of her body. Annaliese's blue
eyes widened as a thin dagger was pushed into her round navel, then on
into her guts. Annaliese gasped as she wrapped her hands around the
handle.
"I-Is that gold?" gasped Annaliese.
"Yes, and the blade is silver. Nothing but the best for you, Ms. Annaliese." whispered the assassin.
"Like the gift, presentation could use a little work." grunted Annaliese with a forced smile.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Ooooohhh!" screamed Annaliese as bullets shook her big boobs.
Blood ran from the corner of her mouth as she slid down to a seated position.
Twenty minutes later on the third floor in the jewelry story Jessica
Alba and Lindsay Lohan ran into each other. The two were too busy
talking to notice as several pieces of jewelry in front of them floated
over the back of the counter and were replaced with nearly identical
items. Lindsay spotted them first and dashed toward them, Jessica not
to be outdone raced her rival to the counter. Lindsay smiled as she
picked up a teardrop shaped jade belly-button ring.
"I like this one." said Lindsay.
"Me too, said Jessica as she picked up one identical to Lindsay's.
Jessica lifted the bottom of her t-shirt and held it up to her belly-button.
"It suits you." said Lindsay with a smile.
Jessica
and Lindsay both bought them and took out their old navel rings to
replace them with their new purchases. Lindsay smiled as she rolled up
the bottom of her shirt so that she could show it off to the papparazzi
waiting outside the door.
"You're incorrigable." laughed Jessica.
"Say goodbye ladies." said the Ghost as she lay her hands on both their bellies.
"Who said that?" asked Lindsay.
"The Ghost...oh my God." gasped Jessica.
"Yes and those belly-button rings you just bought didn't come from this
store. I made them, and now that they're fastened in place they have
been activated. They're just the same as the normal jewelry except for
a tiny mechanism in the clasp that keeps it from being opened now that
it is locked in place and a tiny receiver hidden in side the jewel,
which is really colored C-4." said the Ghost.
"Oh shit." gasped Lindsay as she lay her hand on her belly.
They
both felt the Ghost's hands depart and they walked back toward the
counter trying desperately to remove the belly-button rings. Jessica's
eyes widened when she heard them both beep. Jessica bent over with her
eyes widen and her mouth open in shock as the explosives were
triggered. Lindsay bent double and was knocked back by the explosion.
They fell side by side with their bellies literally blown open. They
both died from shock seconds after the explosion, but they lay on their
backs flopping for a few seconds before they lay still.