Posted by Stephanie on December 27, 2007 at 19:41:01:
It was nearly noon in Southern California. In a small secluded cove that very few knew of ten women were enjoying the suns rays and the crashing surf away from the prying eyes of cameras. Alyson Hannigan walked out of the cool water soaked from head to foot, walking for her towel, blinded by the salt water. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
"Uuuuhhnhhh!" grunted Alyson as bullets tore through her bare belly, streaking her pale skin even redder than her hair.
Agony registered on her expressive face as she bent a little with her hands folded over the wounds. Pfft. A bullet in the middle of the forehead knocked Alyson flat on her back at the edge of the water. Nearby Katrina Kaif lay flat on her back with sunglasses shielding her eyes nearly asleep. She felt something cold contrasting the warmth of the sun settle into her deep navel. She opened her eyes to see a thin dueling sword standing upright over her belly with the tip in her belly button.
"The Ghost!" gasped Katrina.
Behind her sunglasses Katrina's eyes widened when the sword sank into her guts. She curled her legs up to try and ease the pain but even that didn't help when the sword was pulled free and vanished from sight. Katrina rolled over on her side and the sword went between two ribs, all the way through both lungs and heart, then into the sand beneath her. Katrina coughed and blood ran from the corner of the mouth as she lay there staring blankly through her dark sunglasses. Out in the mouth of the cove Kate Bosworth was practicing her surfing getting ready for a new movie. Just as she stood up on her board she felt something that felt like a sledgehammer hit her in the navel. She stumbled a little and looked down as blood poured out of her belly button. Before she could fall a high powered rifle shot pounded through her heart and knocked her back into the waves. Amanda Bynes lay down the beach from Katrina. She lay flat on her stomach nearly asleep. She felt something cool on her back and smiled when she felt someone slowly rubbing her shoulders.
"I need to fire my masseuse, you're a whole lot better." sighed Amanda.
Before she could react the hands on her shoulders clamped down on her chin and the top of her head.
"Oh my God!" gasped Amanda as she realized the implication.
Those were her last words as with one quick twist Amanda's neck broke with a sickening crack.
"Awwh man! Why Amanda?" whined Amanda Wenk as she walked up.
"Same reason as you have to die." answered the Ghost.
Shump. Shump.
"Uullphh!" gasped Amanda as arrows pierced her huge boobs.
Blood bubbled from Amanda's lips as she fell back. Elisabeth Rohm sat up adjusting her blue one piece swimsuit, which made it draw even tighter on her round belly. She saw the dead Amanda's and jumped to her feet. Her pale blue eyes widened as she saw a silencer tipped pistol pointed at her.
"Oh no! Please no! Can't you see I'm pregnant! Not there...not in my bell..." pleaded Elisabeth.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Llleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" screamed Elisabeth.
She cupped her hands on her belly and bent a little. Pfft. Pfft.
"Oooh!" moaned Elisabeth as bullets cut into her tits.
Her eyes rolled upward as she fell back. Danielle Lloyd smoothed her blonde hair back as she walked out of the water. Shump. Danielle stopped dead in her tracks with a dumbfounded look on her face as an arrow slid into her huge navel.
"Bugger!" grunted Danielle as she looked down.
Shump.
"Yeeee!" Danielle whined as an arrow hit just below the pout of her belly.
Shump. Shump. Danielle jerked to her full height as bolts buried themselves in her big tits.
"Awwh...awh no!" gasped Danielle.
Her eyes rolled upward as she fell back into the surf. Nicola Roberts had managed to sleep through all of the screaming. The red head clad in a skimpy green bikini had no idea what was about to happen to her when a thin dueling sword point lay just below the pout of her belly. Her deep blue eyes snapped open wide when she sword went upward through her guts and into her liver.
"Oooooooohhhhhh!" Nicola gasped.
Blood poured from both sides of her mouth as she lay back. She gurgled as she drowned on her own blood.
"Ooo! She died pretty." said Nikki Reed as she walked up to Nicola.
"Get your money's worth?" asked the Ghost.
"Every dime." said Nikki as she sat down on an empty towel.
She pulled a laptop computer out of her bag and tapped at the keyboard.
"There, the funds are now in your Swiss Account." said Nikki.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
"Oh! Owwh! Oooohh!" groaned Nikki as bullets ripped into her belly.
She pushed her computer aside and folded her hands on her belly.
"Double crossing bitch!" spat Nikki.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Oooooo!" groaned Nikki as bullets tore into her tits.
Nikki's eyes closed as she lay back on her towel. A tall blonde ran down the beach toward the invisible assassin.
"Are you still here?" asked Laurie Dhue.
"And who would you be?" asked the Ghost as a dagger appeared floating in front of Laurie.
"I'm a reporter. I would love an interview with someone like you." said Laurie.
"What's your name?"
"Lau..."
Suddenly the knife tip was pressed to the pit of Laurie's stomach.
"rrriiieeeeeee!" gasped Laurie as she jerked back trying to avoid being stabbed.
"Now why would I want to give you an interview when you won't even tell me your name." asked the Ghost.
"Not if I have to get gutted at the same time. My name is Laurie..."
Just as Laurie began her last name the knife sank to the hilt in her gut.
"Dhooooooooo!"
Tears ran from Laurie's eyes as she fell to her knees gasping in agony.
"I...I just wanted...interview...not...obituary." gasped Laurie.
Laurie felt a hand behind her head, then felt lips pressed against her own full lips. As Laurie closed her eyes and surrendered to the kiss three shots ripped through her heart. Laurie fell back and lay motionless, her full lips still puckered in a dead kiss.
"Always wondered if she kissed as good as it looks." said the Ghost as she walked away from the bloody beach.