Posted by Stephanie on September 18, 2006 at 22:03:32:
The lovely Jessica Simpson muttered to herself as she awoke in of all places a barn. The blonde bombshell was dressed in a short pink t-shirt, cut of jean shorts, and pink high heel shoes. Jessica lay her hand on her forehead and shook her head.
“That’ll teach me to go out and get drunk with strangers.” Sighed Jessica.
Jessica moaned as she pulled herself to her feet.
“Uhh! What was in that drink. I’ve been hung over before, but not like this.” Groaned Jessica.
“Just a little something to make you sleepy.” Said a low feminine voice.
Jessica looked up and gasped when she saw a brunette woman dressed almost the same as Jessica.
“Catherine Bach?” gasped Jessica.
“The one and only.”
Jessica’s face brightened in a big warm smile as she stepped toward Catherine. Jessica’s brown eyes widened and her mouth fell open when Catherine picked up a compound bow.
“Oh dear God no!” gasped Jessica when Catherine aimed the arrow at her.
Jessica watched in horror as Catherine lowered her aim to the nearly two inch gap between the top of Jessica’s shorts and the bottom of her shirt.
“Don’t do it! Please don’t do it.” Pleaded Jessica as she took a step back.
Catherine slid her fingers off the bow string and Jessica stiffened as she watched the arrow sail toward her.
“Ooooo!” Jessica screamed as she was bent over by the arrow plowing into her belly.
Jessica fell back to a seated position with a grunt. She lay back on her back and twisted slightly in pain. Catherine walked up to Jessica and lay her left foot on Jessica’s belly, pushing the high heel into Jessica’s navel.
“That’s a little party favor to let you know there’s only one Daisy Duke, Sugah.” Said Catherine as she pushed down on Jessica’s wounded gut.
Jessica squealed in pain and a little blood trickled from the corner of her mouth. Catherine pulled her foot back and giggled as she walked away from the mortally wounded blonde. Jessica clenched her teeth as she rolled over on her side, then up to her hands and knees. She grabbed the shaft of the arrow and stifled a scream as she broke it off close to her belly. Jessica was already dizzy when she forced herself to her feet. She stumbled toward the door of the barn and nearly fell over a stack of tools. She heard Catherine still giggling as she walked around the barn toward her car. Jessica went out the door on the other side of the barn just as Catherine came to it.
“Laugh this one off, bitch.” Screamed Jessica as she swung a pick axe with all her might.
“Ooooooh!” screamed Catherine as the point sank deep into her plump belly.
Catherine looked down at the pick, then up at Jessica.
“Good one girl, a little too good.” Gasped Catherine as she fell to her knees.
Jessica put her foot on Catherine’s gut and pulled the pick out. Blood gushed out of the wound as it dribbled over the center of Catherine’s lower lip. Catherine fell over on her side and lay motionless. Jessica stumbled and fell on her side in front of Catherine. They lay facing each other staring blankly into each other’s eyes. Jessica and Catherine were both dead.