Britney Spears & Melissa Joan Hart "Part VIII" Episode: Blame the Devil, he made me do it


Posted by Ripper X on March 20, 2000 at 07:20:00:

"Christ," Britney muffled through the pair of her panties she stuffed in her mouth, "Is he getting ready to meet the President?"

He spends more time in the bathroom then she does!

Her arms were starting to cramp up and her legs were falling asleep.

God this is so not cool!

There were a bunch of freaks downstairs, and Ripper X was probably no doubt just like them, he was probably some psycho basket case that is going to kill her.

That Bitch Melissa Joan Hart, just said that he was hot because she was a jealous bitch and wanted her to ditch her, it was all a plan!

That conniving little cunt! She had trusted her! And now she is going to die, and its all her fault!

God, you can't trust ANYBODY these days!

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Melissa Joan Hart, studied herself in the mirror.

Perfect Hair, Check
Make-up over applied, negative.
Applied just right, well I don't like this lipstick, she thought rubbing it off and grabbing her black lip liner, to match her black teddy.

Damn, now she will have to redo her eye's!
She'll need darker eye shadowing.
Go for the Vampiresque look, Rip should like that!
Just not to gothy, or she'll come off as too catty.

Cute, and dangerous at the same time, guys love that!

Though I need to die my hair now, the blond just looks funny, but no time for that . . . hmmmmm . . . RED I need to find something red! She thought as she struggled out of her black teddy.

Mean while, out in the hotel lobby . . . . . . .

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"Wow!" The lady working the Front desk said, "So many teen stars in one day!"

"What?" asked one of the guys in the party, sharing the room.

"Well first Melissa Joan Hart, and now the Backstreet Boys." she said, handing them the keys to their room, "Do you need help with your luggage?"

"Yes, please." The oldest one said, "Hey aren't you Debbie Gibson?"

"Yep," She said, "The one and only."

"Why are you working in a cheap motel?" Asked the youngest Back Street Boy.

"Oh you'll find out." She giggled, "Hey Bellperson!" she said ringing a bell.

"Yes." Britney Fox stepped up in a Bikini, "Do you big strong boys need help carrying your luggage?"

"Yes." One of them said (Hey I don't know their names either) "Why are you wearing a bikini?"

"For tip reason's." She told them, "Sex is two hundred bucks."

"But we don't need to pay for sex." they all said at the same time, "We are the Back Street boys!"

"Besides, we have each other." said the cutest one.

"Shut up about that." whispered one of the boys, kicking him.

"Hey," Michael J. Fox said, walking up to Debby, "Can I get an application?"

"Why?" Debby Gibson asked him, "You seem to be successful?"

"Well I quit my job working for Spin City, I know that I am old, but maybe I can be your President?"

"Ew..... I don't think that you have a Chance with that one." She told him, "Joan Rivers, has held that position for years!"

"Okay, well what do you have open?" he asked as the sound of glass breaking was heard and a bunch of men in white armor entered the hotel, each armed with sawed-off shotguns, that instantly started blasting away!

Debby Gibson took cover behind her desk. The Back Street Boys were wasted, Britney Fox took a slug in the stomach and her head was blown off before she had time to drop, Michael J. Fox lifeless body was tossed in the corner his chest exploding as the shell hit him.

Debby heard the door to the hotels lounge and bar, and the door to the main hotel hallway sealing closed. Then the shots of the shot guns trying to blow them open again.

Everybody is dead! Maybe they won't look for her.

Just then she seen two white armor clad legs.

"Oh god!" Her mind screamed, "Be quiet then they won't see you!"

She Jumped as the soldier blew away her computer.


Oh God, I don't want to die!
Oh God, I don't want to die!
Oh God, I don't want to die!

She lay crippled with fear, Hugging her legs, PLEASE GO AWAY! She wished as she rocked back and forth.

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Cas leveled his gun at the hotel's central computer, then pulled the trigger.

"The lobby has been cleaned, my Lord." he reported, "We shall soon gain access the main bar, we are prepared for your inspection."

"I sense that there is still life in the lobby." yelled the Lord.

Damn! He takes away all of my fun! Cas thought, That is why he never gets laid!

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Debbie Gibson Screamed as she seen the gun leveling its self at her!

She didn't feel the bullet hit her, until she looked to see that her leg was gone!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She Screamed, pulling herself away from her missing leg

She wiggled as far into the corner of the desk as she could when the gun fired again!

The bullet riped there her uniform and her stomach exploded!

She was screaming in pain, until the last Bullet blew her face away.

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"Are you happy now?" Cas asked

- Rip