Britney Spears & Melissa Joan Hart(part VII): When ya think your life is going bad, PROOF YOUR LIFE CAN BE WORSE!


Posted by Ripper X on March 17, 2000 at 09:18:29:

The Panther made his way into the mens room, it is hard finding a mens room in Sams Place, but Panther did it.

He pulled out his phone and made a call.

"Hey," He whispered when the caller picked up, "Inform The Black Knight that I have located Ripper X, and Britney Spears."

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"You make me feel!" Ripper X sang with the radio, turning off the shower and stepping out, "Ohhhhhhh, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NAT-UR-AL WOMAN!"
"WOMAN!!!!!"

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Oh lord was he such a bad singer! Britney thought to her self as she sat down on Ripper's bed. But most men are, and hey he thinks he is alone. And every woman knows that men do some really strange things when they think that they are alone!

She waited for him to turn off the radio after he finished towling himself off. It shouldn't take too long.

Then she heard the sound of a hair drier turning on.

"Oh man," she moaned looking around his room, "This is going to take forever."

Interesting room he had though, most of it dominated by his desk.
A poster of "The Scream" framed in glass, that cost more then the poster itself did.
A bottle of Tequila labled Sept. 97, A Tigger doll, sitting on his tape collection, candles all over the place, a tasteful "South Park" Weekly Calender open on his PC tower, with a Squeezable "Betty Boop" stress toy, and owwwww . . . . what is that peaking out from under his bed?

Could it be Male Literature?

She reached down to grab the Magazine.

"Bondage Life" she read aloud, before opening it up and flipping through the pages of women all tied up.

So this is what Rip is into huh. She looked at his head board and seen the two pairs of handcuffs dangling from each post. Then looked to the foot of the bed to see leather straps.

"Kinky little bastard." she said as a pic caught her eye, "Ewwwww, this could be fun." She smiled at the pic of a tiny little blonde tied naked to the bed with a pair panties stuffed in her mouth.


She knew how to thank him now!

She took off her shorts, and panties and tied her ankles with the leather straps to the foot of the bed.

She couldn't stop tembling, her warm pussy was exposed for Ripper X to do what ever he wanted to do with.

She was his for the taking, his little slave.

He can hurt her, or please her. His choice.

She stuffed her pink panties in her mouth, and hand cuffed herself to the head board.

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Kojack sat in his Taxi masturbating to the Britney Spears cover issue of Rolling Stones Magazine. Taken when she was considered Child Pornography.

Look at her talking on the phone in her underwear!

He grabbed the paper clip, there she is in a cheerleaders outfit!

I am going to fuck your dead body.

I will see your dead tits, your young pussy that you hide so well!

He closed his eyes and imagined that his hand was her tight young virgin pussy that he was fucking; her dead body naked body was his to do what ever he wanted her to do!

She was his sexual puppet!

My pretty dead toy!

He turned the page to see her ..... oh he is going to cum!

He closed his eyes and rubbed himself harder and fast until......... the cell phone rang.

Forget about it, he thought jacking off! Let it ring.
But what if it is somebody important?
He never gets any phone calls, he'd better answer it.

His hand left his cock, as he groaned and hesitantly picked up his cell phone.

"Hello!"

"Hello Kojack," His caller said, "How are you doing?"

"Losing my erection and looking forward to a case of blue balls in a few seconds, and how are you!"

"Is that sarcasm I here in your voice?" said his caller, Kojack recognizing the voice.

"Oh No sir." He said, totally forgetting about his dick (For the first time in his life), "I don't know what came over me!"

"Good to hear," his caller said, "From what I hear you have done this company a large favor."
"It would be a shame to . . . loose you for personal reasons." the caller continued.

"I understand." Kojack answered obediently.

"Good., I hear that you have Ripper X in a very compromising position." His boss said with a pleased tone, "You have personally delivered a young Celebrity to him."

"Yes sir, the Teen Heart Throb Britney Spears" He announced with pride. "I promise you that he don't stand a chance against this plan. He will kill her and then I can move in and expose him for what he really is, sir."

"That is good news, what are you doing right now."

Shit he was jacking off, "I am staking out the place, getting ready to move in . . . sir."

"Ripper X is more slippery then you know." The Caller told him, "Report directly to me immediately from now on."
"We have to get Ripper X out of the way."

"Yes sir" Kojack said, (kissing ass again), "I totally agree."

"Good.", his caller said, "Leave your post and come to my office. I want to talk to my number one Officer face to face. You are in the position of legally capture Ripper X and seeing too it that he will face the Death Penalty."

"Report to me right now, my secretary will admit you as soon as you arrive."

"Yes, Sir." Kojack reported, "Give me 10 minutes."

"It is imperative that we catch Ripper, and I will warn you" his boss says, "If we loose him it will be your head."

-Rip