Britney Spears & Melissa Joan Hart(Part VI) Episode "If we can't lie to ourselves, then who can we lie about?"


Posted by Ripper X on March 16, 2000 at 08:15:35:

Sonya just shook her head and laughed to herself, watching those AlanK and that girl go at it like that.

"Christ," Cruella hissed, "What a little tease."

"Well the girl clearly is an idiot waiting to happen," Sonya agreed, "Why men find that attractive is beyond me. What I am wondering is Why is she here? She doesn't look old enough. Why would Sam let her in?"

"Duh," Cruella scorned, watching the girl finally give AlanK his face back, "Look at her, the Pink mid-rif blouse, exposing her fat tummy, and how many hours do you think that it took to get those tight shorts on to that huge ass of hers?"

"You think she looks fat?" Sonya asked her, "I'll give ya a bit big boned but it looks healthy on her. Her tits are faker then a 3 dollar bill. Your probably right though, she is probably some twenty-something who still reads ‘Cosmopolitan' for her make-up tips, I mean look at her!
She is so pretty that it isn't even funny! She is a slut!"

"God don't it make you just SICK?" Cruella spat out, "I think you've got her pegged, she is one of those carbon copy Britney Spear's wannabe's looking to get snuffed fast and easy. No romance just kill me and fuck me."

"And Men get off on that kind of a person!" Sonya gripped, pointing to AlanK just standing there as the little hussy ran up the stairs for Naked Time, "I mean look at that, he ain't even thinking right now! He will cum the second that he touches her, if he can handle the sight of her being naked, if the Gods will it!"

"I wouldn't want to trade shoes with her for even a second." Cruella agreed, "I need three whisky sours for table ten, and they also want an order of cheesy sticks from Hell."

"God what I wouldn't do to look like that again." Nbabe said, "To be Eighteen."

"SHUT UP!" They both yelled.

"Damn it now we have to defuse each other again." Cruella moaned.

"Lets kick that Phoneys ass when she comes back down here," Sonya fumed, pouring the Whiskey Sours, "I didn't even look THAT good when I Eighteen, it's fucking unnatural!"

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"Did I miss any ting?" Childe asked as he climbed back up into the chair, "Where did Britney go, she was pretty, I like Britney."

"As soon as you finished your Koolaid," Said the speaker voice of DedBob, "Ya better clear out of here."

"Why," Asked Childe looking around, "I don't see no badies. Nobody being meanies, Childe not scared."

"Well look over at the next table."

Childe turned his head to see a man dressed in black with the sign of the Black Panthers tied around his arm.

"Dats just Panther," Childe told him, "He talks really tough and mean, but he never hurts Childe."

"He isn't out to hurt you," DedBob told him, "But soon he is going to start some violence, you finish your kool-aid and then get out."

"But I not scared of him, I have my toys and day are plenty sharp to play . . . "

"So Says DedBob!"

"Okay." Childe said, before chugging his kool-aid.
"Okay, bye bye." he wheezed trying to catch his breath, looking back over to Panther, but he was gone.

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"Howdy Sonya." AlanK said, strutting back to his seat, "I'll need a fresh Bourbon and Coke"

"This is to go I take it." Sonya said, grabing a fresh glass and the bottle of Bourbon, "Who is that girl? You seem to know her pretty well."

"No it's to stay." AlanK said as he lifted his leg over the bar stool and sat down, "She'll be back."

"She is a really pretty lady, she looks exactly like Britney Spears, where did you meet her?"

"Just now."

"What?" Sonya squealed a woman can't believe that she knows that a guy is telling the truth, but don't want to believe it squeal, "She was all over you!"

"Yep." AlanK said, "But like I said, She'll be back."

"God damn that girl is a slut." NBabe said, but got a sharp look from AlanK, "Sorry."

"She's right ya know." Sonya said, "But why are you so sure that she will be back?"

"Because she was asking for Ripper X and didnt' stop by to you to call her up for clearance."

"SHE ASKED FOR RIPPER X?" Sonya yelled in total disbelief. For christ sake he wasn't bluffing this time, "HER!"

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"211, 212, 213" Britney said out of breath from running up all of those stairs, she knocked on Room 213's door and it swung open because it wasn't closed all the way.

She could hear him in the shower, and seen some cloths lying out on the bed.

- Rip