Posted by RipperX on March 29, 2000 at 07:42:50:
"We have found two survivors in the break room, sir" One of the White Knights reported, "Shall we have them exicuted?"
Cas ripped at the invisible forces that were strangling him, and finally they gave way, and sweet air rushed into his lungs.
"No," The Black Knight said, "Bring them to me."
"Yes, Sir." He saluted, "Go fetch the two lesbo bitches in the break room."
"You were lucky Commander," The Black Knight said, turning his attentions back two Cas, "But I have one more question."
"Oh Shit," Cas said, grabbing this throat
"Who is that?" He asked him, pointing to the body of Jennifer Lopez.
"I . . . I don't know!" Cas croaked, "Her heads gone, but she has a nice set of tits!"
"You have betrayed the Empire Cas." The Black Knight snarled forcing his pinch closed, "I have no choice but to relieve you of duty."
Cas's eyes glazed over and then he collapsed, dead.
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mean while, back at Sam's Place..........
"You think that Sonya is a crazy bitch?" Cruella questioned, "We'll so what is your plan?"
"I for one don't like this fucking story at all!" AlanK told Sam, "How's Come he gets the girl, EWW So what if he is the writer? Big fucking deal."
"Writer, story," Sam inquired with a confused look on his face, "I don't know what your talking about?
"SAM," Sonya barked, "Ripper X has a celebrity up in his room!"
I can't talk about it hear," NBabe whispered to Cruella, "There is a group of us meeting later today, we have some plans for her."
"I know Sonya," Sam told her, "I'm the one that let her in the door."
"Fuck this story is lame," AlanK moaned, "I'm out of here"
"Alan," Sam told him there are other ways to skin a cat, "This whole I'm in a story idea concocted by Ripper X is bull shit!"
"Ha! I caught you!" AlanK, "I never told you who was writing this story!"
"What are you talking about Alan?" Sonya asked him, "I like you and all but you get really weird at times."
"OH!" AlanK yelled, faking amazement, "Let me guess! Your in on it too!"
"In on what?" Sonya asked.
"Rippers Story!"
"Ripper writes stories?" Cruella asked.
"Oh trust me," NBabe said, "Don't bother reading them!"
"And here is a free drink for you, NBabe." Sonya said yanking out a bottle of beer, and tossing it her way, "I have to publish all the shit that he sends me, I know better then anybody sister!"
"This is all a sham!" AlanK yelled, "It isn't real!"
"What isn't real?" Sonya laughed, "Do I need to cut you off? NO MORE LIQUOR FOR ALAN EVERYBODY!"
"Hey" Rathead said, with a box in his arm, "Where's Sam?"
"I don't know?" Sonya answered, " He was just here a minute ago, guess he took off!"
Rathead Shrugged.
"If ya see him tell him that I said hi." he said, "I'll be in the pool room if wants to chat."
"Anyways." NBabe said handing Cruella a business card, "Stop by and join us."
"Will do." Cruella said, nodding her head in thanks, reading the card.
(Who: YOU!
When: 9:00
Why: The destruction of Sonya
Where: The Female Destracters Facility)
"I have to deliver these drinks." NBabe said allowing everybody to hear her, "See ya later."
"And I'll see you at the FDF building." Cruella said to herself.
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Amy Jo Johnson started getting a head ache as her and Kerri Green were handcuffed by their captors, her mind flashed back to when she was eight years old and playing out in her yard.
"Please don't kill me!" Kerri begged, "I am too cute to die!"
The White Knights tossed both girls on their knees into the clutches of The Black Knight.
"I will ask you both this question once." The Black Knight told them.
"It is a simple question, that I know that you know the answer to."
"Please don't kill me Darth Vader!" Kerri Green screamed, answered by a slap in the face from The Black Knight.
"If I were to appear in any Star Wars trilogy, that would mean my career!" The Black Knight Fumed!
"Do I look like a successful Black actor to you?" He questioned her, "Do I look like Samual L. Jackson?"
Amy Jo Johnson was just looking all sexy as she drooled like a retard.
"Honestly?" Kerri asked, "Technacly speaking, you are wearing a black suit, so from the onlookers position that would qualify you as being a Nigger........ but God damn if my movie Captain Ron Wasn't funnier the Hell!"
-Rip