Jones


Posted by PK on September 07, 2004 at 16:47:39:

A story with no literary quality or socially redeeming features at all.

I know I shouldn't have let my daughter go to work for Mr Jones, as I knew he usually killed
his secretaries, but he did promise to videotape her naked for me. Better yet, I got a live feed
from the cameras. Ain't technology wonderful? She was sitting in an office chair, wearing
nothing at all. Yummy. Look at the pussy on that little minx of mine! I wonder if it'll squirt
when Jonesy kills her....

It was a bit of a surprise when she did her bit to camera.

Hi Dad! Hope you're enjoying the beaver shot. Yes, I know you're watching.

You want to see what happens to Mr Jones' secretaries, so you sacrificed me. Bad Daddy!
Bet you've got a cock like rock at the thought of seeing me snuffed, right?

Guess I can't blame you. I'm kinda turned on myself. I've always been a strange
kind of girl.

Let me fill you in on what I've found out.

Jonesy always leaves his secretaries alone in the office for long periods of time. You know
what happens then?

Of course you do. Any young girl or woman left alone in an office for long enough will strip
naked and start to masturbate.

That's when Jonesy comes back and catches them. He never kills his secretaries until they
get caught in the buff stroking the muffin.

How does he do it? Well, I've found his videotapes and apparently he likes variety.

He shot Julia, strangled Alice, hanged Deirdre and so on...

In case you're wondering what he does with the bodies, he takes them home and butchers
them. He eats all the best bits and feeds the leftovers to his pet alligators. Except Alison,
of course. He just stunned her with a cattle prod and fed her to the alligators alive.

So, what's he going to do with me? Sorry, I haven't a clue. Well, what's life without a
little mystery?

I'm guessing it'll be something involving a knife. Cut my throat, or tie my to the chair and slit
my belly, disembowel me, that sort of thing.

To be continued?

Paul