The Dragon Diaries


Posted by PK on February 25, 2002 at 17:34:49:

Feb 27

Attacked by lamia last night. Think so anyway, hard to tell from succubi
when half asleep. Was in human form at time, should know better.

[Note to self: watch less TV. Not befitting etc, blah blah.]

Dream attack, caught me off guard. I'm never going to get my own pile
of gold. Everybody knows it, they're laughing at me behind my tail. Fuck
'em all.

[Note to self: contact humans re double glazing. Left window open. It
squeaks and lets in rain. Ugh.]

Woke up in time, thank Fafnir. Ate her, so no harm done. Funny taste.
sort of meagre and hollow but crisp. Much prefer nymphs. Bit salty but
you know where you are with nymphs. None of this Romano-Sumerian fiddle
faddle.

Feb 28

I can't believe this! Four stones overweight! And I'm only 325,249. I'm
not going to be able to fly at this rate.

[Note to self: Fix windows. Really.]

Only two shepherdesses this week and just one little snack...oh shit,
I've got the munchies again. And no sacrificial Maiden Princess until
Thursday. It's just not FAIR!

Might think twice about closing window. Crisp and a bit spicy. Grows on
you. Might try for another one, the light attracts them. But then I'll
want another and then...

I just KNOW I'm going to get flaming gas tomorrow. I'll be belching all
bloody week.

Paul