Posted by LR on August 28, 2003 at 08:48:31:
Zap, Crackle, Pop: Part 2
Product Scout Molly Branch tests four new babe-zappers
PRODUCT REVIEW 1: LECTRO-KILL
Manufacturer: Terminator Technologies
Price: $188 street
This kit included a user-friendly control box, excellent hookup instructions and three sturdy straps that fasten the girl securely to a standard kitchen chair or table. If you want to prolong the torture, you can use pulse settings to throb electricity through the animal – a “Climax” setting steadily raises the voltage and duration with each pulse, until one long buzz dispatches your pet.
My first “fryer” for the Lectro-Kill was a tall, slender redhead with milky white skin. I buckled the conductor rods into her pelvis, and then strapped her thighs and torso to a sturdy kitchen chair.
Then I squeezed the redhead’s left nipple and tried to attach an alligator clamp. We’re talking an average nipple here, pink and soft, not especially big, and the cheap clamp kept falling off. The spring was so weak, and the steel teeth so small, that they couldn’t grip the flesh. Finally, after six or seven attempts, the electrode clung to the breast.
“Maybe you could glue it on,” the girl laughed. Her soft tit jiggled, and this made the clamp fall off again. Damn!
Good clamps are important, because there’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on when you put AC current through a young woman. Of the four Lectro-Kill animals, only one took juice through her nipples – the other three shook the clamps loose at low amperage.
Nevertheless, the unit is reasonably priced, and I enjoyed the Lectro-Kill executions because of the Climax feature. With this setting, the girl starts out quivering every few seconds, then more often, groaning as the pain increases. The ball gag and restraints endured the violent final minutes without visible strain.
Lectro-Kill Value rating: 3 out of 5
PRODUCT REVIEW 2: GIRL-ZAPPER
Manufacturer: Babe Toys
Price: $69.99 MSRP – not yet in distribution at time of test
The Girl-Zapper defines the word “basic.” The transformer has only an on-off switch, and you get only two conductors - a single pelvic rod and a collar. No nipple or genital clamps, no restraining system, no gag, nada. The pelvic insert straps were made of wide flimsy plastic, and after a good shaking by some dying babes it will start to stretch.
I killed all four girls in less than ten minutes, which gives you an idea of how the Girl-Zapper works – no erotic lingering demise, no orgasmic torture, just plain old shock-it-to-death.
I used my own restraints (metal – see “Electrocution Dos and Don’ts”) to bind a delicate Asian girl to the chair. Then I positioned the conductors, plugged in the transformer and hit the switch. The dark-haired beauty shuddered and gurgled for about three minutes, sweat hissing off the perfect white flesh, and then died. That’s pretty much the Girl-Zapper experience.
Hey, for seventy bucks . . .
Girl-Zapper Value rating: 2 out of 5
BY THE WAY - BABES SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!
After I strapped and wired one beautiful little brunette, I decided to leave her un-gagged so she could make some racket during her electrocution. As the voltage increased and her slick naked body shook harder and harder, the bimbo screamed like crazy. Her voice gave out just before she did!
A minute later the phone rang, and the lady next door said “that’s one kind of loud music I like to hear!”
On that note of encouragement, I let several naked dolls yell themselves to death. Here are some of my favorite last “words” from electrified beauties:
“G – G – GA – GA – GAA – GAAAA!!”
“EEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHEEEEE!”
“NO – NNNOOO – NNNGGGHHH!!!”
“GGGHHHUURRRAGGGHHH!!”
PRODUCT REVIEW 3: BUZZBABE II
Manufacturer: Livestock Instruments
Price: $219.95 street
Buzzbabe comes with strong, fully adjustable straps, well-designed conductors and a solid variable transformer. It also has a couple of unique features – a wired gag and needle fittings.
The wired gag secures a hollow metallic shaft down the girl’s throat. The open-ended tube facilitates breathing, suppresses noise, restrains the tongue, and puts plenty of current straight into the esophagus. It worked very well in all four executions.
The pelvic rods are removable and the nether strap very narrow. I used only the rear conductor, so each bimbo’s pussy lips were accessible for electrodes.
Instead of fitting with clamps, Buzzbabe’s extra electrodes are attached with needles thrust into the bare flesh and clipped in place, like safety pins. Needles certainly stay in place through a violent death more reliably than clamps – but fastening the dadgum things can be surprisingly difficult.
My first unlucky pet was a blonde, with satiny tanned skin, round heavy tits, and small, rather flat nipples. After fitting the pelvic rod, strapping the limbs and buckling in the throat gag, I stretched the right nipple and began stabbing at it with the needle.
This proved very frustrating. The sobbing blonde did her best to hold still, but when you poke a girl with a needle she’s gonna flinch. In resignation, I simply pinched a mound of creamy breast-flesh, pushed through the needle, and fastened the clip.
Although the breast has fewer nerve-endings than the nipple, the blonde still registered lots of pain through her breasts as she bucked and groaned to her death.
My second victim was a latina girl with perfect caramel-colored skin. Her nipples were thick and meaty, but piercing them still took several tries and a tight grip. I found the tongue and cunt-lips easier to pierce, and the dark beauty provided a delightful show of bouncing breasts, shuddering thighs and shiny, jiggling flesh before her brown eyes rolled up in her head.
Buzzbabe II ain’t cheap, and the needles are a pain (in more ways than one ;-), but the results are pretty terrific.
Buzzbabe II Value rating: 4 out of 5