Posted by Kojak on July 07, 2000 at 20:30:39:
Kojak's latest little story.."Dead Escort Service"..Parts I & II
I was workin the late shift when I got a call concerning a certain Escort Service in town called "D's Escorts"...The informant (a little Italian guy named Guido) tipped me off that this escort service was a little different than most. You see..he told me they specialized in providing the corpses of attractive young women to be used for sexual pleasure for a price..it turns out the owner of this service (a lady named Mindy) also had contacts with several local morticians in town. Evidently, most of these women were victims of violent crime, accidents or suicide. Being a dedicated detective & having no other hot cases to attend too, I decided to check this one out personally. Besides I have some prior experiences in this area of investigation. I decided to wear a wig on this job since I am a rather well known private "dick". I have an extensive collection of wigs & I picked a Dean Martin style mid-60's job that really set the mood for the twisted reandevous. Add to that a white dress shirt, charcoal grey dinner jacket, black slacks, some nice Italian dress shoes & a classic narrow mid-60's tie & I looked like Peter Lawford's cousin. Look out "Rat Pack" Kojak is here baby!
At 10 p.m. on Tue. night I pulled into the parking lot. I figured a tuesday would be slow & I was right, there was only one other car in the parking lot that night. The place was a non-descript old business office two blocks north of Division street. It was a mixture of lower class residential & warehouse office buildongs. This particular building was probably a former dentists or insurance office. It was a 2 story affair with one front double door entrance lit by a single yellowish light bulb above the doors, complete with the requisit bug nightlife hovering about the light in a frenzied congregation of instincual flight. The outside was painted pink & purple with white trim (not exactly subtle). As I entered I came into a waiting area with two old couches & a TV. There were some well worn magazines on a coffee table..I scanned through them..old detective mags, playboys & some real smutty stuff thrown into the mix. I picked up a copy of "Blowjob Tit Queens" to pass the time. After about 5 minutes of two-dimensional porn this babe comes in from the rear of the store wearing a tight, short (just below her ass) pink spandex skirt. I figure she's about 5' 10" tall but she looks about 6' 1" with her purple high heels on. She's got long blonde straight hair, very bitchy lookin face but nice!. She kinda looked like that actress Diane Cannon. For a top she has on a white bra & a lacy purple skin tight long sleeve shirt tucked into her skirt. The thing I really notice is her tits. She has a set of knockers that gave me an instant boner. They strained the fabric of her bouse & underneath the lacy top I could see her bra jutting forward like it had a life of it's own. "This bitch must be at least 40 DD" I thought to myself..."Hi, my name is Mindy & I want to welcome you to D's escorts" as she offered her hand to me. "What's your name? (I had to think of an alias quick).."uh..my name is Ed...Ed Gein." I thought to myself, "the stupid bitch will never get that one! Iliterate cunt!" (Sorry Ed...rest in peace with your mom) "Well well, I see you've been passin the time reading a bit Ed..anything interesting?" She asked with a knowing smirk on her bitchy face. I think to myself.."Too bad your not one of the stiffs Mindy!". But I replied with a subdued response.."Oh I..uh..well you know I saw it there & thought I'd have a look...never seen this kind of stuff before"..."Ya sure honey..I bet, at least not in the last hour or so huh?" She smirked again & winked at me, a smile on her face...I was really starting to dislike her bitchy condescending attitude, she thought she was the shit, thought she knew it all..but she did had a great body so I kept up the act.
"Well what would you like tonight baby?" She said at me as she sat down on the couch. She sat real close to me & I could smell her cheap perfume. Making sure her legs were resting against mine, showing off her black fishnet stocking with garter belt. She proceeded to pull a three-ring binder from under the coffee table. "So you want a girl huh?" "Ya I sure do" I replied..."These are the girls we have available for your fun & pleasure tonight..let's take a look". With that she opened the binder to the index which consisted of about 13 names listed alphabetically with statistics follwing each name. "What do you like honey?", "You like your ladies tall? Short? Big boobs? Small? Slutty? Young & innocent?" I was looking at the names when she said rather curtly "Give me something to go on Ed OK?, I am kinda busy tonight" "Ya you are going to be real busy allright" I said to myself under my breath"...but that would have to wait til I got the layout of this place & figured all my options..."What?" "Uh nothing".."Well, I like em tall & built." "Oh..I see..kinda like me?" She laughed as she ran her hands over her chest & down to her hips..making sure to trace her straining breasts as she went. "Well now that you mention it Ya." "Tsk Tsk...bad boy! I'm not for sale baby, don't be too sad though..I have a couple prime ladies for you." "How about hair color...blonde or bruntte?" "Brunette" I replied. "Let's see here...well, how does this sound...Amber..white, 25 yr.s-old, brunette, 5' 9" tall, 137 lb's, green eyes, her measurements are 42-22-36..She is nice!" "Ya, she sounds great!" "Ed...You haven't been here before have you?" "No, why?" "Well, we are a little different than the other escort services..our girls don't leave the office..we do in-house appoinments only..understand?" "OK..anything else I should know?" "Since you asked..we are kind of a specialty service...we cater to particular needs not generally available to the public." "Like what do you mean Mindy." She laughed..."What is your fantasy baby..tell Mindy what gets you hard sweety." "Well this is kinda embarressing but I like my women cold & unresponsive (kinda like you're gonna be soon, I thought).." "Hmmm you mean like cold & unresponsive &.....uh...dead?" She wispered that last word close to my ear. "Well..ya!!." "You see Mindy, I am ah...kinda weird to say this to you but I am what they call a uh....necrophile." "Oh ya?!!..(she sounded genuinly excited for once) you like your honeys stiff huh?, Like you huh baby?" She laughed as her hand brushed over my crotch & I must admit, this case had gotten my interest so I wasn't having a problem gettin aroused. I nodded sheepishly & smiled, saying nothing..gotta keep in character here, that's what Ed would have done..after all I am on this case in an official capacity! "Well this is your lucky day baby..all of our babes are DOA & we have special connections so to speak that allows us to provide our clients with an excellent choice of prime beef for their pleasure..not the kind of meat you buy in the supermarket if you know what I mean...I make the selections personally." I nodded approvingly & shifted myself a bit on the couch to better look at the book. "Do you have a picture of uh..what was her name...Amber?" "Ya sure baby.." She flipped through the pages to a polaroid picture of a dark haired beauty. It was a head shot showing her eyes open, hair slightly askew..definitely dead. The giveaway was a nickel sized bullet hole in her forehead right between the eyes! She had a sorta stupid expression on her face & her eyes stared blankly, one open slightly more than the other. She had high cheek bones, her jaw slighty slack..her white teeth shining from between soft reddish lips. "Hmmm, she is cute...any more pic's?" "Nope..but you won't need pictures baby." "OK..how much is this gonna cost me?" "Well, we are a specialty service & as such we charge quite a bit...Now Amber here just arrived today so she is fresh & ready to play!..she will cost you $2000.00." "OK you got a deal Mindy." She laughed & stood up, straightening her blouse & skirt as she shook her tight ass in my face. "Let's get the business part out of the way so you can meet Amber."
About 10 minutes later, Mindy led me down a 30 foot dark hall lined with closed doors on each side. I could hear music in the background coming from some speaker in the ceiling, it was an oldies station playing that favorite standbye "incense & Peppermint", Strawberry Alarm Clock" Conjured up images of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". "This is my happening & it freaks me out!" So spoke Z-Man Ronnie Barzell the teen tycoon of rock n roll...memories, party on Z-Man!!!! But I diverge...As I followed Mindy's jiggling ass cheeks down the dark corridor I noticed on each door a number. "Amber is in room #12." She said as her heels clicked on the hard lenoleum floor. "What was her cause of death?" I asked..."She was a high priced call girl from what I understand." She laughed again.."Imagine..selling her body to a bunch of horny fuckers like you & she gets her brains blown out by a john, gets carted to the morgue, then ends up here..except now WE are selling her body & she isn't making a dime off her "precious" commodities!" She laughed again & the thought of it had me horny..."Well don't let her precious experience pleasing all those men go to waste honey.." Mindy said as we continued down the hall. "Don't worry, I won't" "I bet you won't Ed, you horny fucker you." "Ya Mindy, I thought...you will soon see how horny I really am!"...The place smelled like formaldyhyde mixed with perfume. I could hear the whirring of the ventilation system exchanging somewhere. Finally we arrived at room 12 & she produced a set of keys. "You have exactly one hour to "visit" with Amber," she said in a rather mundane tone as she searched for the key, fumbled & finally unlocked the door & the dead bolt. "Remember to leave everything as you found it. There is a shower in the room for you to use if you need to freshen up." "OK, thanks Mindy..hey what if I want to make an appointment for another time? Can I find you afterwards?" "Sure baby, just ring the front office bell & I will be right with you..have fun sweety!" With that she strided down the hall shaking her ass..."who cares what day it is.." she sang with the Straw Berry AlarmClock, walking like she was the queen bitch from hell.."We'll have to take her off that high high horse of her's tonight!" I thought to myself.
As I opened the door I surveyed the room. It consisted of a dingy kingsized bed with a single white sheet, an old black leather sofa, a recliner, a dresser with a mirror & some various lubricants & rubbers scattered on the top. The next thing I noticed was the smell of feces. To my left was a door leading to the bathroom. Locking the front door deadbolt, I looked in the bathroom, it was a cramped little room with a small old sink & shower stall with a torn curtain (sorry Hitch). The source of the odor soon became clear, the toilet was backed up with a huge stale pile of yesterday's shit..lovely housekeeping Mindy..flies buzzed around the feces. At least there were some towels but I thought to myself Mindy would suffer for this olfactory inconvenience. Looking back at the bed I approached & noted the covers were pulled all the way up, covering Amber's waiting corpse. The outline of her body & especially her breasts made the sheet poke upwards in a lewd sort of way. Hmmm..what should a good detective do? After all, I had all the evidence I needed to "bust" this case..but I thought I had better check further to make sure she was really dead. I pulled back the covers to her shoulders & Amber greeted me with her death stare, off-centered glazed staring blue eyes & a cute bullethole in her forehead..Her lips were looking a little tight & pulled back. Her teeth had lost some of the gleam..dry & slightly caked with blood (not very lady like Amber). But Indeed she was dead, & ready to play, just like that bitch Mindy said! "HI Amber..let's check you out baby"..I pulled the covers further down revealing the lacy white bra she still had on. Her tits were very firm & full, pushed up & together by the Playtex industrial strength bra cups. She had really been working on her tan. Her skin was a sickly pale gold color. As I looked at her tits I said to her "I wonder if they feel as nice as they look Amber?" With that I put a hand on each breast & squashed down through the fabric of the bra cups squeezing hard.."Ya they are firm, more than a hand full & certainly not a waste", this was going to be interesting.
I pulled the sheet down further revealing her hips. She had no underwear on & her dark bush was done up in a short trimmed "v", she had kept herself ready for fun..well Amber, fun it would be! Back at the dresser I selected a Trojan rubber & some lubricant jelly. Returning to the bed I removed the sheet & was pleasantly surprised to see that Amber had on some white 3" heels. Her leg hairs had grown out slightly since her death & Iran my hands along the short stubble along her thigh meat. I liked the sensation it made on my hands. As I looked at Amber I could still smell feces & mixed with it was a faint tint of Amber's dead flesh. I decided to make that bitch Mindy get her ass down here & clean up that toilet before I proceeded with my fun & games. Covering Amber back up I unlocked the door, relocked it, pocketed the key & headed back down the dark hallway.
As I approached the front desk I saw Mindy sitting there behind the counter like some hotel hostess from hell. She was filing her nails & sitting on a stool with her legs crossed. I could see her garters & her short skirt barely covered her ass. "What?, you done already Ed?!" "No, I have a favor to ask you Mindy." "What's that baby doll.." She cooed as she slowly filed her nails.."Well the toilet is really stopped up & the smell is a little distracting." "Oh?..you mean Amber is complaining? I doubt it!" "No but I am & if you want a return customer outa me you better get that toilet unplugged!" She sat there looking at me with a surprised expression on her bitchy face. Finally..after about 20 seconds of internal cerebral cortex synapsing she consented to fixing it but it was clear she was not happy with this request. As we walked down the hall Mindy had no way of knowing this was to be the last 10 minutes of her life. As she walked ahead of me I could feel the hardon in my pants growing noticably. As we got to the door she produced her key & opened it. We stepped in & Mindy cast a passing glance at Amber's corpse, now recovered by the sheet. "So is she what you expected baby?" "Oh ya Mindy..I am very pleased with Amber, she has a great body." "Ya I know, almost as good as mine baby." She laughed as she said that. As she walked towards the bathroom she crinkled up her nose at the stench. "Shit!" She muttered. "Where's the damn plunger!" As she searched for the plunger she said "You might as well get started with Amber there..your clock is runnin baby, don't mind me..I don't care & I know Amber doesn't..give her a good fuck for me!" "Ya (I thought) you won't care at all very soon bitch."
As Mindy was busy looking for the plunger I uncovered Amber's waiting cadavier. I still had a hardon so I started to feel up Amber's tits. As Mindy was busy in the bathroom I walked over to my pants & drew out a small garrotte made of nylon with two wooden handles on the ends of the 10 inch long rope. Walking towards the bathroom I said to Mindy, "Don't mind me, I just have to take a piss." "What?, where are you gonna do that? I'm trying to unstop the toilet you stupid fucking jerkoff!, use the one in the front office!" That was all I needed to hear, as she turned again towards the toilet with the plunger in her hand I quickly moved behind her & wrapped the garrotte tightly & painfully around her neck. We were standing in front of the mirror, I turned her towards it so she could see her bitchy face twisting in agony as I hammered on the garrotee pressure with both hands. I had to stand on my toes to get a good pull due to her height. Mindy started to gurgle & her eyes were bugging like some cartoon character. I was giving her no oxygen, no time to consider much at all except for her immediate death. As she stared at her face in the mirror I wispered in her ear.."Now Mindy, you are gonna die like the fucking bitch you are & then I'm gonna fuck your corpse along with Amber's & see who is the better fuck..how do you like that ya fucking cockteasing bitch!" All Mindy could manage to do was grunt, clutch at the rope with clawing hands & let loose a puddle of piss down her long legs..."Now Mindy what a mess your making!" "Usually I like to play a little more with my victims! But you are such a fuckin cockteaser & such a damn bitch that I just want you to hurry up & fuckin die you cunt..Right now!" I continued to pull with all my strength & after about 20 more seconds her knees buckled, she collapsed onto the bathroom floor, her chin forcefully hitting the edge of the sink on her way down..there was a loud grunt & she stood on her knees, her hands holding onto the sink edge. I was glad she fell due to her height as I had a much better leverage point now. I continued to pull until all I heard was a faint rasping sound. Then I had a sudden thought.."Mindy, have some air baby." I released the garrotte & she grabbed her throat & gasped for air. Still on her knees I held her at the shoulders & looked at the toilet.."We forgot something...you haven't finished your job bitch!" "Here, try this." I grabbed Mindy by the neck & moving her towards the toilet I said, "You have two options, either do what I say or die." "Wh....what?" She gasped as she looked up at me with pleading eyes..."Clean that damn toilet now!" She looked around for the plunger but it had been kicked into the corner of the bathroom. I grabbed her by the neck "We don't need no stinkin plunger! Try this!" & forced her towards the toilet walking her on her knees. "Since you think you're such hot shit..Have some shit bitch." With that I slowly forced her head towards the toilet bowl & I could hear her pleading with me..Her eyes grew wider & her teeth grimmaced in disgust as I brought her head closer & closer to that stinking pile of yesterdays turds & used toilet paper. "You've still got too much energy for this baby..here let me help you relax a bit" I turned her to face me & kneeling down I punched her in the belly as hard as I could. She gasped once as all the air left her lungs & looking upwards, stared dumbly at me. Before she could draw that first painful breath I turned her again to face the toilet & jammed her face as far into the bowl as I could. My right hand was at the back of her neck holding her down. She grabbed the edges of the bowl with both hands but I kept her down against the efforts of her arms to push herself out of that nightmare salsa stew. After about 30 seconds of this her whole body stiffened & her legs shot out straight behind her, her shoe tips hitting the floor pounding a rhythm of stacatto death that sounded like a mad tap dance. I regretted not having gloves on but my inconvenience would be remidied by soap & water..her's was a little more permanent. I continued to hold her submerged in the retched feces for another 2 minutes, finally she relaxed, too weak to struggle she just laid there, her head submerged...After another minute had passed (hmmm 3 1/2 minutes should be enough!) I pulled her out & dropped her face down onto the floor. Mindy was dead as dead could get. I regretted messing her face & hair with all that shit but her body was unscathed, I searched around the bathroom for a minute. Finally I found a plastic bag & simply wrapped her face & hair in it. "Sorry Mindy but that beautiful face of your's is worhtless now..but we still have Amber's for face fun." With that I dragged her corpse by the feet & placed her onto the bed next to Amber's corpse.
After all this activity I needed something to drink. At the front office I found a refrig with some beers in it & grabbed 3. I locked the front door & put the closed sign in the window, returned to my room & prepared to have some fun.