The First Annual Bad Story Contest

SPECIAL:

Kojak's First Annual Bad Story Contest

THE ENTRIES:

Bad Childe Story by Childe
A Bad Story by Clemstra
The Bad thing about being the girl next door living next to a sirial killer by Rache
Billy Ray's Bad Day by Rache
Cindy's Dream 'Tugboat Captain Ralph's Adventure' by Kojak
Dan Rather Epic by Uncle Spam
Dreaming Innocence by Rache
Fuck this Shit by Wilkinson Sword
Glockspiel by C
My Gud Story by Peter Cohen (Gudwritter)
Hail to the Chief by Wilkinson Sword
A Hurried Bad Story by Crew
I Knows I Kin Do This by Barbanne
The Iron Horse by NL
Mais ou sont les neiges d’antan? by Rache
The Meal by AlOmega
The Necrophile Hairdresser or Janet's Demise by Kojak
The Prairie Schooner by NL
Rectal Exam by Wilkinson Sword
Twinkerbell and Yumyum by C
The Way Wanna Went (where LUST and IDIOCY are eternaly united) by Emily
Wikkid Sista by Barbanne
Worst Necro Stroy Ever by Israeli Guy
My Worst Story Entry by Rache
The Worst is Yet to Come by Emily

Crew's Attempts to Influence the Judges by Crew
THE CONTEST RESULTS
- Emily - 3 first place votes. TOTAL 12 POINTS.
- Gudwritter - 1 #2 vote. TOTAL 2 POINTS.
- Kojak - 1 #2 vote. TOTAL 2 POINTS.
- NL = 1 #2 vote. TOTAL 2 POINTS.
- Rache - 2 #3 votes. TOTAL 2 POINTS.
- Childe - 1 #3 vote. TOTAL 1 POINT.
The winner is EMILY. Second place is a tie among GUDWRITTER (PETER COHEN), KOJAK, NL, and RACHE. Third place goes to CHILDE.

THE NELLIE
(The award for truly bad stories)
- Israeli Guy - 2 VOTES.
- Gudwritter - 1 VOTE.
The winner is ISRAELI GUY.
The Comments of the Judges
The Acceptance Speeches of the Winners, and the Concession of Crew