Posted by Israeli Guy on March 28, 2001 at 05:14:39:
This is a revision of an old middle ages joke. Hope you engoy :
It was my time to hang. I didn't mind really, because I was the kind of guy who took life very lightly, so that attitude extended to death, even mine. Actaully the idea of being hung made me excited, and the fact that it would be a woman that will do me made it even better. The hangwoman was a young woman, an aristocrat girl, which was so stupid, her family couldn't stand the sight of her, and obviously too stupid to hold a job, so her father fixed her the hangwoman job, after all how difficult it would be to put a rope around people's necks ?
The girl didn't know shit about hanging people, so I figured my hanging will be long and hard, which I didn't really mind. Her name was mini (stupid name for a stupid girl), and she came for me in the morning.
"Good morning", mini said not really knowing how to act. She attempted to smile, relieved to see I was easy about it too. "Good morning to you too", I said, enjoying the look of her, happy to see this is not an old fart wearing all black. She was about 24, tall, brown hair ending in ser shoulders. She was wearing a very thin see through white shirt, showing her nipples, and a short mini skirt.
"I'm a bit new in this job, so I hope you will make it simple. I have the guards outside to help me, but I hope we can do it without them. Don't be angry at me, please, its nothing personal, you know"
"Don't worry", I said smiling, "I'm actually looking forward to it, just tell me what I should do, and I'll be swinging dead in no time."
"So you don't mind ? ho I can't tell you how much I love this. I thougt I'd have to drag you to the gallows. Well its all ready. Come with me to the other room."
I walked behind her admiring her ass and thinking of her big tits. We walked to the other room where the noose was waiting, hanging above a long stool, on which we can both stand. By now I had a big erection. I walked some more as she lead me to the stool, and stood obidently on it, facing the noose.
"Any last words and requests ?" mini asked.
"Well this is very exciting, I'm already hard, can you please ..."
Mini got the drift and went down on me. After I came, I lifted her up, and lifted her skirt up. She didn't say anything when I pushed into her, coming and giving her the opportunity to come too.
"Wow, I never knew hangings could be such fun !", mini said. "I like you, I don't want to do this but you really must hang I'm afraid. Put your hands behind you, and lets start."
I let her tie my hands. Then she told me to stick my head in the noose. There was nothing to it, since it was right in front of me, but I just pushed my face on the sides of the noose, as if I wanted to but couldn't.
"This is very hard", I said, "I can't do it with my hands tied." "Oh nonsens", said me, "everybody can do it, just put your chin first, and the rest is easy"
"Can't you untie my hands, I'll do it in a second"
"There's no need for that, come on you can do it, I don't have all day, you know. I'd noose you myself, but I have very fine fingernails, and I don't want to mess them with the rope, there's nothing to it, I adjusted it exactly for your height, here, see ? you just put your chin first, and then comes the rest, it also rhymes !"
While talking mini did the mistake of putting her head in the noose.
"Oh I see, what do I have to do now ?" I said
"You just step down and, oh ..." mini was hanging, she had a stupid look on her face as she realized something was wrong, but it took her a second to find out what it was.
"Oh now I get it" I said, pushing the stool away, walking away so I can admire her dance. Mini held the cord trying to free herself with little success. "I see it clearly now, its so easy". Mini was trying to tell me to let her down moving her lips, but I just ignored it enjoying the show. Then she lost control and started to kick like hell. Soon enough she calmed down, stuck out her tongue, and twiched. A minute later she pissed her last.
"Well mini, as much as I enjoyed this I really have to go, thank you for a very memorable hanging, I had lots of fun"
She didn't answer, just stared at me as she dangled. I waited for a moment, enjoying what I see, then I went to her, and opened her shirt so her lovely tits will show, smiled, and went.
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