Posted by gunsmoke on March 16, 1999 at 12:19:38:
Agent 42DD approached the castle carefully. Her sources told her a secret passage was right by the main gate. It supposedly led right into the castle and into the Baroness' lair.
Baroness Carol Von Dean was a criminal mastermind. Her plans had made her the richest crime boss in the world. Her latest evil scheme had her blackmailing the world for a Billion dollars or she'd release the Necro Computer virus into the world's financial & government computers. The virus would wipe out all records. Debits would be unable to be collected. The governments would cease to function. World chaos would reign.
The Baroness was trained by her mentor and lover Ernst Bloefeld himself. He taught her many things about ruthlessly running a crime syndicate. She was an excellent student to an excellent teacher.
When she branched out on her own, she quickly made a name for herself and established a vast empire in only a few years.
Now all that stood between her and her evil scheme was one woman.
A seasoned professional with years of experience. The voluptuous Agent 42DD.
Agent 42DD knew she had less than 36 hours before the deadline and the release of the virus.
A guard named Fenton came from behind her.
"Halt" commanded Fenton as he aimed him silenced Uzi at her.
"Dear me, sir" said Agent 42DD coyly.
"I'm lost and my car broke down" she lied as she showed him a bit more of her massive cleavage.
"Well ma'am…," said Fenton trying to be helpful and perhaps get 'helped' himself.
As he approached, Agent 42DD grabbed his arm and flung him on the ground. She pounced on him. She sat over his mouth and nose smothering him. He thrashed and struggled to no avail. He couldn't budge the buxom strawberry blonde agent. She was enjoying his struggling. His movements were exciting her. She was becoming very aroused. Just as she was bout to cum, the guard ceased moving. He was dead.
Damn it she thought. Just like a guy to stop before a woman gets hers she thought to herself disgusted.
She found the passage it led through the ventilation duct. She crawled about 100 yards to the main vent fan. She stayed low. The whirling blade was right above her.
As she gathered herself, Marsha, one of the Baroness personal bodyguards came through the opposite end of the tunnel right at Agent 42DD.
Both women were skilled in hand to hand combat and the deadly battle was on.
Agent 42DD knew she must have tripped a sensor somewhere. She knew she had to dispatch Marsha quickly or her mission would fail.
The women wrestled in the tunnel as the blades twirled above their heads.
Marsha produced a knife but Agent42DD grabbed her wrist and raised Marsha's hand toward the blades. The whirling blades struck the knife and sparks flew as the knife was shot down the tunnel.
The pain caused by the knife being yanked out of her hand distracted Marsha.
Agent 42DD was on her back and brought her legs back. As Marsha turned her attention back to the agent, Agent42DD kicked Marsha hard in the chest.
"Heads up sweetie," warned Agent 42DD.
The impact sent Marsha's head into the path of the blade.
A brief shower of blood hit Agent 42DD in the face as she watched Marsha's headless corpse twitch on the tunnel floor.
Agent 42DD continued down the tunnel. She saw the end and stuck her head out. Machine gun fire broke around her and she pulled her back in quickly for cover.
Teri stood there with her silenced Uzi.
"Come out, you have no place to go" commanded Teri aiming at the opening.
Agent 42DD took out a flash grenade. She pulled the pin and waited a second till she tossed it out of the tunnel.
The grenade went off. The flash blinded Teri for a moment.
That was all Agent 42DD needed. She came out of the tunnel firing her Uzi.
Teri was caught off guard as the hot lead tore into her soft flesh. She fell over with over a dozen bullet holes in her belly and chest.
Agent 42DD came from the tunnel and checked Teri. She looked dead. But the wily agent put a short burst into her. You could never be too sure about these things.
"Bet your days just shot," she said to Teri's corpse.
She continued down the hall toward the main compound.
Another guard Elise had stopped for a cigarette. Agent 42DD waited for her to light her smoke. Hell everybody deserved a last cigarette she thought. As Elise lit it and took a drag, Agent 42DD opened fire with her Uzi. Elise was thrown into the wall by the impact and slumped to the floor with a dozen bullets in her.
Agent 42DD approached Elise. Elise stared with dead eyes at Agent 42DD; the cigarette still dangled from her dead lips.
"Those things will kill ya" she told Elise's corpse.
Agent 42DD went on. Something was a matter. It didn't seem right. Sure she was meeting resistance but not enough. Surly this place should be swarming with guards by now. She couldn't let this get to her. She had a mission and a time frame to get it done.
She entered the main complex. She turned to check to see if the coast was clear.
Suddenly a blackness over came her. She was aware that the floor had come up and hit her face ….. or had her face hit the floor? She'd have to wait and ponder that later as she passed out.
When she came to, she was sitting in a chair across from the Baroness.
"Welcome back, dear," said the Baroness cheerily.
Agent 42DD shook her head trying to regain her senses.
"Forgive my poor hospitality dear but you did drop by unannounced," laughed the Baroness.
"I knew the governments of the world would send someone," said the Baroness.
"Even in a pitiful attempt to show strength" she continued.
"You have cost me quite a lot dear," said the Baroness calmly.
"But you are ruthless and resourceful. As you can see I have quite a few job openings," said the Baroness motioning to the dead bodies on the monitors.
"Me work for you?!? I'd rather die" spat Agent 42DD.
"Whatever makes you happy dear," the Baroness said with an evil grin.
"You're beaten dear. Why not join the winning side?" offered the Baroness.
"Because you're the one's who's beaten Baroness" snapped Agent 42DD.
The Baroness laughed.
"You see dear I'm proving myself. I'm no longer Bloefeld's Bimbo" snarled the Baroness.
"They'll all see how ruthless and cunning I am. And then I will kill them! I'll kill them ALL!" ranted the Baroness.
"Maybe you should try decaffeinated Baroness" mocked Agent 42DD.
The Baroness glared at Agent 42DD.
"You expect that your backup troops will be arriving soon," said the Baroness playfully.
Agent 42DD knew that 3 helicopters of crack Shock Troops were on the way, but how could the Baroness?
"Look at the monitor, dear" purred the Baroness.
Agent 42DD looked at the three helicopter approaching.
"NOW!" commanded the Baroness.
A tech hit a button and a second later all three copters were gone in a ball of fire.
"So much for the Calvary, dear" said the Baroness with an evil grin.
"My offer stands for the next 10 seconds," said the Baroness.
"It'll be my pleasure killing you, you sick bitch" snarled Agent 42DD.
"Whatever, dear" answered the Baroness.
"Well now if you'll excuse me, I have some world leaders to threaten" the Baroness excused herself.
Agent 42DD casually lit a cigarette. She took a deep drag and blew out a thick stream of smoke.
"So Baroness what diabolical death trap do you have in store for me" said Agent 42DD in a boldly confident manner.
The Baroness laughed. She picked up a Thompson machine gun and aimed it at Agent 42DD.
"Escape this" the Baroness laughed as she let loose with the Tommy gun.
Agent 42DD was caught in the hail of hot lead. She was thrown against the wall and the bullets had her dancing with every impact. Pieces of flesh and bone flew into the air as the brave agent met her fate.
The Baroness fired till the gun's 100 round magazine was empty. She casually walked over to the once voluptuous Agent 42DD's twitching body.
"You see dear," the Baroness said to the bulletriddled corpse.
The Baroness then took her side arm and put a bullet in to where she was pretty sure Agent 42DDs head was.
"Bloefeld gave me a good piece of advice. 'Screw the damn death traps and just shoot them' he told me" laughed the Baroness as she left the room to issues her final ultimatum.