Posted by The Black Knight on February 21, 2000 at 17:25:12:
As the sun set on February 21, it found Jennifer Love Hewitt stumbling out of a bar in southern California. She had just turned 21 and was celebrating by getting drunk, which she had accomplished very well. She leaned on a wall with a crooked smile on her face and humming some tune she had heard in the bar and couldn't quite get it out of her head. Her young barely legal body strained at the tight white blouse and jeans that she had all but forced herself into that morning. She smiled as a man leveled a gun on her.
"Give me all your money." he said forcefully.
"Too late...the bartender's got it all." Jennifer slurred.
"You're drunk." he said.
"Very drunk, thank you." Jennifer said with a giggle.
"Good with all that booze in your belly, the bullet won't hurt as bad." he said.
Three loud cracks echoed along the darkened street. Jennifer was sobered up all too quickly as she felt hot lead burn through her guts.
"Aaah...shoo, why did it have to be today?" Jennifer complained as she clutched bloody belly.
Two more gunshots and Jennifer's eyes widened enough to look like they were going to pop out of her head.
"You...you didn't!" Jennifer gasped.
She looked down in disbelief at bullet holes in her large breasts. She found it difficult to breathe as her lungs began to fill with blood.
"Why?" Jennifer gasped.
A final gunshot caught Jennifer cleanly between the breasts and picked her up off the ground. She fell flat on her back and didn't move. The bullet itself had missed her heart, but a fragment of her shattered sternum had not. Jennifer was dead.