Church funeral


Posted by The Black Knight on December 30, 1999 at 10:24:38:

It was late evening on a Sunday night and seventeen people were still in 1st Baptist Church. They all stood around the church in various places talking. No one noticed as the door opened. Blam. The first shot came as a surprise, particularly to April Dalton, a slender brunette with big bright blue eyes, since the bullet pierced her trim belly.
"Oooh April screamed as she clutched her belly.
Blam. Blam. April fell back as bullets pierced her large breasts.
Blood ran from her full lips as she lay motionless. A virtual army of
armed men ran into the church as the remaining sixteen parishners
scrambled for cover. Five archers spread along the front of the church
as others went along the pews. Gary Lee Dalton, April's brother knelt
beside April. He wore a tight white shirt and jeans. Shomp. Shomp.
Gary Lee grimaced as arrows pierced his pot belly. He clutched the
lower shaft as he rolled to the floor beside his sister. Shunk. His
eyes rolled upward as an arrow hit between two of his ribs. Pam Baker, a brunette in her late thirties, ran to the back door of the church only to find it locked and barred from the outside. Her tight white blouse pulled even tighter as she gasped in fear. A man came into the back of the church holding a spear. Shok.
"Aaahhh!" Pam shrieked as he pushed the spear into her chubby belly.
She gurgled as he twisted the spear, grinding at her guts. Shok. Shok. Blood poured over her full lower lip as her humongous breasts were pierced. She crumpled as the spears were pulled out of her body.
Melanie Sams, a sweet innocent looking raven haired bombshell, sat cowering in a corner. She unfastened her tight light blue jacket showing a tighter white blouse underneath. A man in black stepped over her. He lay his hand under her chin and goaded her feet. He backed away and lay the tip of the sword to her pudgy belly. Splack. Melanie's cute face turned up in a grimace as the hilt touched
her slightly rounded belly. He eased it out and stepped back. Melanie
clutched the spurting wound as he nodded to the archers. Shomp. Shomp.
"Oooo!" Melanie cried as her large breasts were hit.
Blood ran from her perfect lips as she crumpled. Teri Wallace, a sandy haired mother of two, winced as she belly crawled toward the front door. Her tight blue dress may have looked good on her plump frame, but it was a hinderance as she inched toward the safety of the door. She made to the door frame and stood up. Blam. Blam. Blam.
"Ungghh!" Teri screamed
The guard outside the door had put three slugs into Teri's fat belly.
Teri straightened as she turned toward the archers.
"No please!" Teri pleaded
Shoop. Shoop. Blood ran from her full lips as she fell back. Heidi Esther, a blonde with the looks of a model, whimpered as she was jerked to her feet. The one who had found her up ran his hands over her tight blue dress. He pressed a knife against her massive left breast. Splock.
"Ooof!" Heidi gulped as he plunged the knife into her pot belly.
Splock. Splock. Her jaw dropped and her eyes closed tightly as her
massive breasts were pierced. Heidi began spitting up blood as she
fell. A man found Sarah Parker, a red headed beauty with big electric blue eyes, and jerked her up to her feet. Sarah wore
a fairly loose brown dress, but it couldn't hide her massive pregnant
belly.
"A big belly just waiting for us to pop." the man who held her arms said.
A man with a knife walked up to her. With one quick mostion he cut her open up the middle. Sarah's jaw dropped as her entrails and her baby spilled at her feet.
"Bullaccckk!" Sarah gagged as blood poured from her full lips.
Sarah fell over her own guts and lay twitching. Heather Mays, a willowy bombshell whose good looks dwarfed her sisters, sobbed as
she knelt by her sister, Heidi. Heather's white dress pulled very tight over her thin body. She wiped blood off Heidi's pale cheek.
Blam. Blam. Heather's eyes clenched as she clutched her trim belly.
She looked down in shock as hot blood ran between her fingers. Blam. Blam. Her eyes rolled upward as her massive breasts were hit.
She fell over her sister with blood running from her full lips. The
sisters lay together, bloody belly to bloody belly. Janie Sayers, a sandy haired blue eyed bombshell, looked down at her sister, Sarah as she inched toward the door. Janie wore a tight white blouse and a blue skirt. The man who had gutted Sarah asked as he lay his knife to Janie's tight belly. Janie winced as he pulled it away.
"She's wide open. Archers." he said as he pushed Janie away.
Thop. Thop. Thop.
"Ooohhh Janie screamed as she clutched two fo the arrows that now rested in her bowels.
Thoop. Thoop.
"Aaahhh!" Janie cried as her large breasts were hit.
She fell back with her eyes wide. Sandra Franz gulped as he jerked her to her feet. Sandra tried in vain to hide her big pregnant belly behind a blue dress. Sluucccka. Sandra shuddered as her baby and her guts slithered out of her opened belly. Lori Dayton, a wispy blonde beauty, gasped as she stumbled across her older brother and sister,
Gary Lee and April. Lori's skin tight white dress showed her body jerk
as she sobbed.
"I don't know whether you or April was the more attractive." a man said as he walked up to her.
He lay the tip of his sword in the very well pronounced pit of Lori's
stomach. Splack.
"Ooohhhhhh!" Lori screamed as she fell to her knees
She stood back up as he pulled the blade free. Splack. Splack. Blood
boiled from her full lips as her large breasts were pierced. She fell
over her siblings with her eyes clenched. Paul Dalson winced as he
stood up in the corner. He wore a tight yellow shirt and black pants.
He hoped in the comotion that he wouldn't be noticed. One of the
archers did notice him however. Shomp. Shomp.
"Ooohhh!" Paul screamed as he slammed into the wall in a bent position.
Two arrows stuck in his pot belly. He staggered toward the door holding the lower shaft in his bowels. Shump. Shump. His eyes widened and his lower lip trembled as he looked down at arrows on either side of his chest.
"Ooohhhhnhhh!" Paul moaned as he slid to the floor.
Blood ran from his full lips as he lay motionless. Ada Bilson, a blonde bombshell who could have well been a model, grimaced as she looked down at her sisters, Sarah and Janie. The blonde beauty
wore a tight light blue dress. Splock.
"Oooo!" Ada screamed as a sword knife into her pudgy belly.
Squirsh
"Yaahhh!" Ada shrieked as he moved the knife around in her bowels.
Sploch
"uunnhhhggh!" Ada grunted as he yanked the knife out.
She stumbled back with a look of shock on her face.
Shoop. Shoop.
"Errgghh!" Ada groaned as arrows sank into her massive breasts.
She fell beside her sister with blood at her full lips.
"Still think you died the best." he said as he knudged Sarah's back.
Carla Watson, a small young woman with big deep brown eyes, gasped as a man caught her around the waist and jerked her to her feet. The brunette beauty wore a tight blue dress and a white blouse underneath.
She squirmed as he ran the tip of his sword under her enormous breasts.
Sploch. Carla bent as he raked his sword across her pot belly. She
pursed her lips and closed her eyes tightly as she cupped her hands on
her belly, trying to hold her guts inside. Shoop. Shoop.
"Oooohhhh!" Carla screamed as her breasts were hit.
Blood boiled from her full lips as she fell back and her guts sprang from her belly.
Adriana and Pam Slassinger sat huddled together in a corner of the church. Pam, a tall chunky red head and the oldest, held Adriana, a small chubby blonde, tightly. Both wore tight jean jumpers. A gun barrel leveled on them and Adriana pressed her head tightly against Pam's humongous bosom and cried. Men grabbed their arms and jerked them to their feet. One of them lay his hand on Pam's round fat belly.
One of the men pushed a knife toward Adrianna. Pam moved toward him.
Whoomp. Pam was stopped short as a fist pounded into her big belly.
"Ooo!" Pam gasped
Pam folded and fell to her hands and knees gasping for air.
He ran his hand gently down Adrianna's pale cheek.
"You're so so beautiful and you're just a girl." he said, "you two have to be sisters." he said.
Adrianna stiffened as she felt the knife slide into the pit of her
stomach and into her colon.
"I know that has to hurt. You're mortally wounded, so go ahead and let it out." he taunted.
Adrianna closed her eyes tightly and shook her head. Sluuuckka. Adrianna's jaw dropped and she let out a bloodcurdling
shriek as her little pot belly was cut open:
"EEEEEEEyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
Pam closed her gentle blue eyes as her sisters entrails poured out.
Adrianna's eyes rolled upward and blood ran from her perfect lips.
One of the men asked as he lay a knife to Pam's round belly.
"Let's not waste those." the man who had killed Adriana said pointing at Pam's round breasts.
Pam shook her head as she was shoved out into the open. Shoop. Shoop.
Shoop.
"Oooohhhhhhhh!" Pam screamed as arrows slid easily into her gut.
She stumbled crying in pain. Shoop. Shoop. Pam's eyes bulged as she
looked down at shafts in her big bosom.
"Oooooo!" Pam sighed as she crumpled.
All seventeen of them were dead.