Posted by The Black Knight on September 09, 2002 at 08:05:34:
Eight beautiful young women stood in a small well lit room. They were Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson, Eliza Dushku, Emma Caulfield, Julie Benz, Mercedes McNab, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Sarah Michelle Gellar. All of them were dressed in tight white button-up blouse and cut of jean shorts. The door opened and a man walked in carrying a hand gun with a silencer on it.
"Okay ladies, we now begin a process of elimination. The first thing I want you to do is open your blouses." he said as he cocked his gun.
"Why?" Sarah asked.
"Because the lady here with the biggest navel is going to catch a nine millimeter slug in it. However if you fail to comply you will all die screaming and in horrible pain with bullets in your bladders." he said.
They all began to slowly unbutton their blouses. Mercedes whimpered and whined as she unbuttoned her blouse with trembling fingers.
"Are you scared blondie?" he asked as he ran his hand over Mercedes pale cheek.
"I've got a big belly-button. I'm also the tallest here. I'm scared to death." Mercedes said.
When Mercedes finished unbuttoning her blouse he pushed her hands away and pushed her blouse open himself. Mercedes stiffened as he ran his hand along her pudgy belly and lay his finger in her big deep navel.
"You're right Mercedes you do have a big belly-button. Honestly though even if yours was the biggest I wouldn't have shot you there. You've got the biggest pair of tits in the room." he said.
"So I got kind of a by on the first round?" Mercedes sighed with relief.
"Your navel isn't the biggest." he said.
He walked down the line of actresses to Amber.
"Then there is the lovely Ms. Amber here. Big green eyes, big boobs, and an absolutely huge belly button." he said as he lay his hand over Amber's quarter sized navel.
"You're not going to shoot me in the gut are you?" Amber asked with fear evident in her voice.
"Maybe later, but not this time." he said as he walked away from Amber.
Emma yelped as he slapped her trim belly.
"Best body in the room." he commented as he walked on by.
He paused in front of Eliza and her lips turned up in a seductive smile.
"And then we have the always enchanting and lovely Eliza. The woman who almost was." he said.
"What does that mean?" Eliza asked.
"Almost the prettiest smile, beaten only by Michelle's. Almost the most expressive face, beaten only by Alyson's pure raw talent. Almost the prettiest eyes, but Sarah has you beat there. What you do have Eliza is the most perfect and the biggest navel in the room." he said.
"No! Oh no please!" Eliza gasped as she backed away.
"In fact you were pretty close to Emma here as to having the best body in the room. Perfect hour glass figure. Perfect proportions. The only thing that got you was that little gut." he said.
"A few days of sit-ups and I could get rid of that. I don't really have a gut it's just..." Eliza said as she looked down at her barely rounded belly.
Pfft. Eliza grimaced as her belly shook, then stiffened as the pain registered on her. She opened her eyes and looked up at him.
"Oh good...shot...very good shot!" Eliza whimpered.
Blood streamed from her navel as she bent and fell to her knees. She rolled to her side and lay crying in pain.
"Do something for her. Don't let her lay there and suffer." Alyson said.
"There is a major artery directly behind the navel. She'll bleed out in a minute or two." he said.
He went back to Mercedes and lay his hand just under her left breast.
"Remember I told you that you have the biggest tits in the room." he said.
"Awh no!" Mercedes gasped.
"Well that not exactly the truth. You see Amber is about the same size as you are. Relatively close actually. Okay ladies you can button your blouses back now." he said.
As soon as they had all finished he lifted Mercedes' left hand and led the blonde over beside Amber.
"Now what?" Amber asked.
"Something simple, painful, and very quick." he said as he stepped back.
Thomp. Thomp. Thomp. Thomp.
"Ooooohhh!" Amber screamed.
"Eeuuuhhhh!" Mercedes whined.
Both beauties looked down in horror at arrows stuck through their enormous breasts. Blood trickled over the center of Amber's lower lip and blood leapt from Mercede's mouth as they fell. Amber and Mercedes were both dead. He walked back by Emma and slapped her belly again.
"Owwh, would you quit that. It stings." Emma whined.
He knelt beside Eliza who lay motionless except for the steady pumping in and out of her wounded belly.
"Are you still conscious Eliza?" he asked.
Eliza grimaced and nodded.
"C-can't pass out...hurts too bad." Eliza gasped.
He lifted Eliza up to a seated position and sat her in the corner. He wiped tears from her cheeks and sat down beside her.
"Remember I told you that you just missed having the best body in the room. Watch Emma closely. You may be thankful in a few seconds." he said.
THUMP.
"Ooooooohhhhhh!" Emma shrieked as she looked down in horror and pain.
Arrows stuck in the slender blonde's mid-thighs, hips, pit of her stomach, navel, middle of her belly, ribs, and through her large breasts. Emma gagged on a mouthful of blood as she fell back stiffly. Emma was dead.
"Now don't you feel lucky Eliza?" he asked.
"A-At least she's dead." Eliza gasped.
He patted her belly, which drew a shriek of pain, and stood up. He walked back to Alyson.
"Now the most expressive face in the place. One can almost see what you feel. Now what could be more painful physically and emotionally than being gutshot?" he asked.
"Watching my friends die in front of me." Alyson said.
"Yes, but to a woman there is nothing more torturous than being ripped up." he said.
"No please!" Alyson gasped as she felt a knife lain at her crotch.
Shii-i-i-ikit. Alyson's eyes widened and her jaw dropped as her belly was slit straight up to her sternum inch by inch. Blood poured from her thin lips as her guts fell at her feet. Alyson fell over her own bowels, dead. He walked back to Michelle and smiled.
"Come on now where's that pretty smile?" he asked.
"You're butchering my friends I don't feel much like smiling." Michelle said.
"You're an actress, fake it." he said.
Michelle's full lips turned up in a sweet innocent smile. Pfft.
"Uuuhh!" Michelle grunted as a bullet ripped into her heart.
Blood ran from the corner of her mouth as she crumpled. Michelle was dead. He walked back to Julie and lay his gun barrel against her belly.
"Now the sexy one." he said as he leaned in close to her.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
"Ooooohhhh!" Julie screamed as at close range the gun literally blew her guts out her back.
Blood oozed from the corner of her mouth as she fell wide eyed. Julie was dead. He walked back over to Sarah.
"And last but not least, the prettiest eyes around. Buffy herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar." he said as he lay the bloody gun barrel against Sarah's pot belly.
"Why are you doing this?" Sarah asked.
Splock. Sarah's eyes widened as she looked down. A wooden stake stuck just to the right of the center of her left breast.
"Oh my!" Sarah gasped.
Her big green eyes rolled upward as she fell back.
"N-Now that was funny. I would laugh...but it hurts too much." Eliza gasped.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Uuhhnh. Uuhh!" Eliza grunted as bullets pierced her large breasts.
Blood ran from the corner of her mouth as she slumped. All eight women were dead.