Posted by Ay-Wun on September 28, 2006 at 20:04:13:
"Hi, I'm Toni," she said with the voice of an angel, "I'll be your TV Dinner tonight, you must be Mrs. Navarre.
"Oh yes,I've been expecting you," Leeza said as she looked at her watch and saw that it was two PM, "You're right on time."
"Do you have your TV on, as istructed by the booking agent?", the vision asked.
"Why yes, I do," answered Leeza, "But they didn't
say what channel."
"That's because they didn't know who would be
sent, you see we all have separate interactive channels, mine's 357, shall we get started, I'm sure you'll want me ready for your family by dinner time."
"I surely will," said Leeza, leading the way into
the living room and keying the remote to the designated channel.
"This is the 'Interactive Toni Channel'" said a handsome, big voiced announcer. This, of course, was one of the new interactive channels keyed to a specific audience or person. "If you have any questions, please interrupt me at any time. Toni is supposed to be
cooked whole, either in a large boiling pot, oven, rotisserie, or barbecue pit. She does not require gutting as she has been irrigated three times and for the past three days been on a clean 'Neo-Fibre' and water diet. As you may have noticed, Toni has with her a tote bag containing our very special, designed just for Toni basting sauce. Also in the bag you will find all the necessary ingredients for the recommended dishes to be served with Toni, for maximum enjoyment of this delectable main course. Toni, of course, will herself prepare these dishes and tell you when to begin
cooking them, which you will have to do, as at that time she will be very close to being done, and ready to serve. With that Mrs. Navarre, I give you Toni, and leave you in her capable hands, and she, of course in yours."
As he said this, the screen turned blue, and a different announcer's voice said, "Should you have any difficulties, please turn back to this channel and speak into your TV's microphone to inform us of the problem, which we then will solve for you." the screen then went black, and Leeza switched it off.
Turning to her dinner Leeza said said in her sweetest
southern drawl,
"Well, we'd better get started, so that you'll be ready when Thomas and the kids are ready for dinner."
"OK" said Toni in her angel's voice, "Lead me to the kitchen and we'll do just that."
As the two of them entered the kitchen, Toni saw
the 'Queen Sized' oven, and said,
"I guess that's for me huh?" gesturing in that direction.
"It sure is." answered Leeza.
Toni immediatly took everything from her tote and lined it all up on the counter. Setting aside a large plastic container. Toni said,
"This is my special basting sauce, it contains a lot
of my own cum juices along with other things, designed
especially for me by Chef Jacques, I will apply the initial basting myself, but you will have to do it each hour of the five hours required to cook me."
"That should be no problem." said Leeza, as she watched Toni begin preparing potatoes , asparagus, and a ready to microwave berry pie for dessert.
When everything was ready to go, all labeled, so that
Leeza would know when to put them on, Toni turned to her, removing her one piece wrap-around sarong dress, and kicking off the four inch heeled sandals and said,
"Now I'd better hurry and get myself cooking, we're running out of time."
"May I keep the dress," asked Leeza, "I love how quickly you got out of it?"
"Oh sure," said Toni, "I won't be needing it gain, and the shoes too if they fit."
In a very short time, Toni had herself basted, she had
shown Leeza that all that looked like hair, such as her eye brows and lashes were artificial and peeled right off. She assured her that all the hair on her body had been shaved an hour before she arrived, that what appeared to be nails on both her hands and feet were a sugar substance, as all hers had been removed. Then she removed the spectacular auburn wig from her smooth head and handed it to Leeza saying,
"That should give you a nice variation for your beautiful blonde hair."
Toni had begun pre-heating the oven when she started basting herself, so she now climbed up into the standard 'Girl Pan' with its ankle and wrist cuffs, waist strap, and steel collar on its stand at the head of the pan. She locked her ankles in place and and fixed the strap around her waist.
"Would you hand me that meat
thermometer?", she asked Leeza. As it was handed to her, she pushed the ten inch shaft all the way up her anus. She winked at Leeza and said,
"It's also a heat activated vibrator."
She finished by locking her neck in the collar, and pressing her wrists into the self-locking cuffs.
"Well Leeza, if you'll just slide me into the oven, I'll be ready to go."
Leeza maneuvered the cart up to the oven and on to the sliding oven rack. They exchanced goodbyes as Leeza slid her in to the heat.
"Enjoy your dinner." were Toni's last words as Leeza closed the oven door.
When they arrived home, all four kids watched Toni roast, the girls helped Leeza make the salad, and get the prepared side dishes cooking. When Thomas got home, he sniffed the air and said,
"That really smells great."
"Her name was Toni." said Leeza, estimating that she should be done.
She opened the oven and slid the beautifully browned girl out. A check of her thermometer showed that, she was indeed done. The kids had set the table, and had all the side dishes in place, leaving a large space in the center for the main meat course. Wheeling in the
roast in her pan after releasing all the restraints, Leeza slid the pan on to a large asbestos pad in the center of the table. Handing Thomas a carving knife she said,
"You may do the honors."
Thomas began carving off slices of whichever part the kids wanted, taking for himself a piece of rump, and a large piece of breast with a nipple.
"Honey?" he asked, turning to Leeza.
Taking the knife from his hand, she reached in and said,
"This is for me." as she sliced off a rather large penis for a tranny.
You didn't really see that coming, did you?
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