Posted by Ay-Wun on November 08, 2006 at 16:31:53:
Some cannibal lyric I've written over the years.
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Cook 'Em All
(Tune: Bless Them All)
Cook 'em all, cook 'em all
The long and the short and the tall
Cook all the ladies who come willingly
Cook all the lasses who tried hard to flee
Yes we're cooking them all, one and all
Even though there are some we appall
We'll spit 'em and roast 'em
And sometimes we'll toast 'em
So cheer up my lads, cook 'em all
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A Ball O' Bally Knolls
(Tune: A Ball O' Balinoor)
A ball, a ball, a ball, a ball,
A ball o' bally knolls,
Four and twenty lasses
Roastin' o'er the coals
ch: Singin'
Wa'll spit th' next un
Wa'll cook 'er nu
Th' lass we roasted last mon
Is tot'ly et up nu
The first un was a servin' maid
And she was sweet and fine
We put a spit right through 'er
And basted 'er wi' wine
ch:
Th' next wa' Jamie's daughter she
Wa' packt wi' lots'a meat
We put 'er o'er th' coals and
She roast'd up real neat
ch:
A' then th' Deac'ns wife was
Made ta roast awake
She trembl'd, shook 'n twitcht so
Four hours did she take
ch:
And when th' ball wa' over
Ev'ry one confessed
Th' pipin' was exquisite but
Th' girl meat wa' th' best
ch:Singin'
Wa'll spit th' next un
Wa'll cook 'er too
Th' lass we roasted last mon
Is tot'ly et up nu
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A Cannibal Party
(Music: The Campbells Are Comin')
A cannibal party, hurrah, hurrah
A cannibal party, hurrah, hurrah
A lass'll be spitted 'n then she'll be roasted
A cannibal party so come today
A' Bella will be there today hurray
A' Bella will be there today hurray
We'll spit 'er 'n baste 'er 'n roast 'er 'n taste 'er
Yes Bella will be there to roast today
A' Sawney will be there today, today
A' Sawney will be there today, today
He'll help wi' th' roastin', th' tastin' 'n toastin'
He'll be there helpin' ta eat 'er today
A' Vindafarna will be there today
A' Vindafarna will be there today
Sharp as 'er tongue, 'er teeth'll be bitin' today
A' she will gnaw Bella's sweet meat today
A' Carnivore's comin' ta play today
A' Carnivore's comin' ta play today
A' he'll be in th' mood ta play wi' his food
Yes Carnivore's comin' ta play today
A' Audrey is boilin' away today
A' Audrey is boilin' away today
Now little Ms Ermine is happily squirmin'
We're havin' an Audrey ragout today
A' T-Rex is tryin' ta hog it all
A' T-Rex is tryin' ta hog it all
Around he is whompin', his teeth are all chompin'
His eatin' lust canna be crusht today
Der Wanderer's come fer a meal today
Der Wanderer's come fer a meal today
At last he'll be eatin' some girls he's been meetin'
A' thinkin' deep thoughts as he does today
Perro is comin' wi' Ann Marie
Perro is comin' wi' Ann Marie
B'fore the days sunset, she'll probably be et
'Cus Perro is needin' some meat today
A' nancy_b's on the menu today
A' nancy_b's on the menu today
Like somethin' real lovin' she'll come from the oven
Nancy will be some fine roastin' today
A' Mantis now comes on the scene today
A' Mantis now comes on the scene today
He's eatin' some stew and, lotsa' 'Bella's meat too
Then skewed all the pictures his way today
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'Bela's Meat
(Music of : Auld Lang Syne)
Now other feasts may be forgot
As we stoke the coals
For 'Bela's meat is roastin' now
She really loves these roles
Ch:
Yes 'Bela's meat is roastin' now
She's all bound up with twine
Yes 'Bela's turnin' o'er the coals
I'm sure she'll taste real fine
And as she turns upon her spit
As she cooks real well
She wishes for someone somewhere
To just go straight to hell
Ch:
Yes 'Bela's meat is roastin' now
She's back here from the bush
Yes 'Bela's turnin' o'er the coals
Och mon look at that tush.
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Bonney Dundee
(Tune: Bonny Dundee [Original])
Ta th' Lairds o' Convention
Young Claverhouse spoke
Thur're girls ta be boilt
Thur're lasses ta rote
sa ta each layel son
Who luvs eatin' n' me
Hai-hai ta th' bonnets
O' bonney Dundee
Ch: Cum fillup me pot
Cum fillup me pan
Light up th' fires nu
N' call out me men
Fur hits o'er ta th' barby
N' let us eat she
As ya follow th' bonnets
O' bonney Dundee
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Her Heart's In The Highlands[
(Music: Do I need to say it?)
Her heart's in the Highlands, her heart's not there,
Her heart's in the Highlands and she's tot-a-ly bare
She wants to be somewheres, a' this isn't it,
She wants to be somewheres, a ridin' a spit
Her heart's in the Highlands, not out in the bush
Her heart's in the Highlands a shakin' her tush
Over a hot bed of bright hot flamin' coals
Wi' a nice shiney spit connectin' two holes
Her heart's now a cookin' wi' all of her meat
Then she'll be served up on a platter to eat
A' then in the Highlands, how happy she'll be
'Bella will be complete, 'Bella will be free
This is my final 'Bella song - Unless she insists!
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This is one of my original ballad lyrics
I found myself writing a cannibal version of.
TASTING
I take a little sip of now
Testing for the flavor
Will it be a bitter brew
Or something I can savor
I'll try it for its subtle taste
Then maybe drink it down
Perhaps the taste will prove too much
And I will sink and drown
Taste each moment
Drink each day
Sample vintage vine
None will come this
Way again
All of it is mine
So I'll keep sampling all of now
Happiness and sorrow
And dreaming as I do of the
Sweet wine of tomorrow
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TASTING YOU
As I think of tasting you
A thought begins to quicken
Will her flavor be like steak
Or will she taste like chicken
Will you just melt in my mouth
And thoughts begin to flash
Will she be a gourmet treat
or will she taste like hash
If I woo you
Just to chew you
Will your taste be sweet
As my teeth grind
Will I just find
Ordinary meat
I still think of trying you
Believing I will get
All my palate e'er can handle
The finest flavor yet
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Seven Young Ladies
(Music:Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory)
By: Dr. Sauce aka Ay-Wun
http://www.wtv-zone.com/phyrst/audio/nfld/midis4/seven.mid
Chorus: Oh my what can their future be
Seven young ladies in the re-fec-to-ry
Came in Sunday, won't last through Saturday
Ev-ry-one knows why they're there
Sunday -The first on the menu was pretty sweet Terri
Came in there thinking to be meat was merry
When they cut out her guts she thought it was very
Odd to see what was in there
Chorus:-
Monday-The next to be processed was manager Ellen
Why she volunteered well there is no tellin'
Some parts of her job were just no longer gellin'
She just couldn't stand it there
Chorus:-
Tuesday-Jessica came in that place and admitted
That her am-bi-tion in life was to be spitted
With the pole half way through she was committed
To being the dinner in there
Chorus:-
Wednesday-Oh a passionate lover for all of her short life
Was our next entree' Kathy, the butcher's own wife
She went into the oven without any strife
She roasted up nicely in there
Chorus:-
Thursday-Sweet Suzi was cool, oh yes she was pacific
To cook there alive for awhile was no picnic
Her squirms on the grill they were someting terrific
Ev-ry-one enjoyed that there
Chorus:-
Friday- Oh cheerful Sarah was so perky and pretty
Got dis-cip-lined by a college committee
Was sent to that place then to fry up some titty
They turned out delicious there
Chorus:-
Saturday-For Saturday's dinner they saved up sweet Nancy
Deciding to fix her as something real fancy
Now over that fire ev-ryone come see
Her on her crucifix there
Chorus:-Oh my what can their future be
Seven young ladies in the re-fec-to-ry
Came in Sunday, won't last through Saturday
Ev-ry-one knows why they're there
30 Ay-Wun