The Honeymoon


Posted by Amy on September 20, 2000 at 06:37:35:

Pat and Amy stood in the bedroom of their home. They were both getting ready for bed in anticipation of a long day following. Amy's white silk blouse and blue skirt lay discarded by the end of the bed. Pat's shirt lay nearby and he was unfastening his pants when the door swung open. Two figures draped all in black walked into the room.
"What do you want?" Pat asked as he stood up straight, dropping his pants to the floor without thinking.
Schlock. Pat grimaced as he felt hot wet pressure invade his abdomen.
"Uuuhnhhhh!" Pat screamed as he looked down at a spear stuck in the middle of his gut.
"Oh noo!" Amy squealled as she rolled off the bed trying in a desperate attempt at flight.
The second figure in black raised a gun and Amy stiffened. Pft. Pft. The sounds were barely audible over Pat's groans, but Amy felt the bullets as they tore scalding hot pathways through her guts.
"Oooooohhh!" Amy screamed as she bent slightly.
Skrrnch. Pat's eyes bulged and his jaw dropped as the spear was twisted in his belly, winding his intestines around the shaft. He let out a faint gagging noise as the spear was yanked free from his body. Pft. Pft. Pft. Pft.
"Oooohhhhh!" Pat and Amy screamed together as bullets smacked into their chests.
Both fell back on the bed and lay side by side. Amy's hand trembled as she put it in Pat's. Her eyes went blank and her body fell still. Pat squirmed slightly, then went limp. As his eyes rolled upward blood poured from his mouth. A faint giggle could be heard from one of the black masked murderers as dull yellow stains appeared on both Pat's and Amy's briefs, proving that they were indeed dead. The attackers reached up toward their masks and tore them off at the same time.


And just who were these dastardly villains, that had so ruthlessly murdered these newlyweds? Pat and Amy smiled as they looked over the bodies of their victims.
"Don't you just love living in the 21st century?" Amy asked.
"Cloning does have its fun side." Pat admitted.
"Next time I want to kill you. Not quite so much fun pumping lead into my own guts." Amy said.
"Maybe later. Did you get those hair samples from Sheri and Lee Ann I asked for?" Pat asked.
Amy opened a dresser drawer and pulled out two clear plastic bags, one with a blonde hair and the other with a red.
"Let's get those into the matrix, I want to hear those two squeal." Amy said.